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YellowGeeHawd
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Join date : 2013-03-21
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Location : Slams Closet, VA
|  Subject: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old  Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:31 pm | |
| Love ya Crip  | |
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TripleAce Andy
Posts : 445
Reach-a-Rounds Received : 23
Join date : 2013-04-24
Age : 45
Location : Windsor, Ontario
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Tue Oct 15, 2013 2:17 pm | |
| Happy Birthday Criptic you Red Riding Hood eating mofo.. and no worries, we're not too far behind you! So don't rip one loose, aight?!  | |
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Sr Slampiece
Posts : 4130
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Join date : 2011-11-28
Age : 47
Location : Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Tue Oct 15, 2013 2:49 pm | |
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40???? Kick his ass out! He's too old now!
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indyratpack
Posts : 987
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Join date : 2012-07-11
Age : 53
Location : Indiana
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Tue Oct 15, 2013 2:59 pm | |
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Jon
Posts : 424
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Join date : 2012-05-23
Age : 50
Location : Gilbert, Arizona
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Tue Oct 15, 2013 3:25 pm | |
| This pretty much SUMS wolfs life. ;O)
9.November.1972, Thursday, (Your birthday -310 days):
On 9.November.1972, Thursday, your father has produced the semen that will be half of you soon.
He produced 1000 sperms every second of his life and you will be be lucky one out of 500 million sperm he sent on their way in the conceivement. You may find interesting to know that if he had drunk (or not drunk) coffee on this Thursday morning, you might born completely as someone else (for instance in the opposite sex) as kafein changes the speed of male sperms.
24.November.1972, Friday (Your birthday -295 days):
Today your mother ad her last menstrual cycle and started building up the egg, that will be the other half of you.
After today, she will not have this cycle again for a very long time (thanks to you!). She spent Friday as moody, anxious, short-tempered and you should be glad, you were not around her that day!
9.December.1972, Saturday (Your birthday -280 days):
Your mother's egg is ready to build the other half of you and your father and your mother got together to make you.
But there is still no "you" around so don't get excited much. It can take several hours for your father's sperm to reach your mother's egg and now it is just on its way out.
10.December.1972, Sunday (Your birthday -279 days):
Out of 500 million sperm on their way to your mother's egg, the sperm which built you has won the race by coming first and the sperm and the egg is became one to make your very first cell. Do you see how lucky your half (the sperm) be by winning coming up first among 500 million other rivals? Never tell you are not lucky anymore! We can call Sunday, 10.December.1972 as your "first day alive" because this is when you are a living entity, an embryo, congratulations! Although you are just a 1 cell creature today your unique DNA is also formed so your future destiny like your sex, height, physical apperance, intelligence, characteristic and vulnability to certain dissesases is already been determined.
24.December.1972, Sunday (Your birthday -265 days):
If your mother is an intelligent women, she would have suspected that she is pregnant at 24.December.1972, Sunday. She is not very sure yet but she is suspicious. We hope she was excited and joyed, not worried.
31.December.1972, Sunday (Your birthday -258 days):
Today your mother is telling your father about her pregrancy and he is celebrating to be a daddy!
Day 31.December.1972, Sunday is also important in that, your heart has pumped for the first time today. We don't know if it is a coincedence that your father learned about you in the very day, your heart first pumped!
17.March.1973, Saturday (Your birthday -182 days):
Your parents could have lawfully got an abortion until 17.March.1973, Saturday so this is also an important day of your life. Today they decided you should live!
15.September.1973, Saturday(Your birthday):
You are born to a cruel world. Happy birthday little buddy! We hope you remember to enjoy your life which was a big journey from day minus 310 to today.
Also don't think I typed all of this. I am a copy and paste wizard - http://www.pokemybirthday.com/date_15_september_1973.htm | |
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Criptic Wolf
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Join date : 2012-09-10
Age : 50
Location : Salem, Ohio
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:57 pm | |
| My friends....  Thanks guys, and Jon, thanks for the very weird look into the beginning LOL | |
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xXx MiGs xXx
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Join date : 2012-10-18
Age : 44
Location : Tejas
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:07 pm | |
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Bakedbean
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Join date : 2013-07-25
Age : 42
Location : Newcastle England
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:13 pm | |
| Happy birthday 40 is not old nothing a bit of hair dye cant fix  x | |
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NukeLaCoog
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Join date : 2012-05-30
Age : 51
Location : Houston, TX
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:47 pm | |
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BLACKHAWXX 88
Posts : 519
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Join date : 2012-08-08
Age : 54
Location : Hoffman Estates, IL
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:09 pm | |
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Happy BDAY Crip!
Another member over 40 Welcome to the mini-club.
Eventually we will take over and rename this mo-fo Over40clan!! LOL
Again Happy b-day
#FUCRIP
#FUYEL
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Jon
Posts : 424
Reach-a-Rounds Received : 17
Join date : 2012-05-23
Age : 50
Location : Gilbert, Arizona
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:11 pm | |
| - Criptic Wolf wrote:
- My friends....
Thanks guys, and Jon, thanks for the very weird look into the beginning LOL LOL it totally was, wasn't it? I never seen anything like that I just googled on this day in history september 15 1973 (9th choice) and BAM! backup admin by day, Clan Stalker at night!! (not really just trying to be funny) | |
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x EpicEd x
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Join date : 2013-05-24
Age : 55
Location : Missouri
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:48 pm | |
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EstimatdProphet
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Join date : 2013-05-29
Age : 54
Location : Phoenix, AZ
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Tue Oct 15, 2013 7:07 pm | |
| Happy Birthday Cryptic!!!! | |
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Criptic Wolf
Posts : 493
Reach-a-Rounds Received : 33
Join date : 2012-09-10
Age : 50
Location : Salem, Ohio
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:52 pm | |
| Yes, the Over 40 Clan is going to whip all you young uns asses | |
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slam lrm
Posts : 134
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Join date : 2013-09-09
Age : 54
Location : Glendale AZ
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:45 am | |
| - Criptic Wolf wrote:
- Yes, the Over 40 Clan is going to whip all you young uns asses
happy birthday,and im in for that:cheers: | |
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SwollenCamel
Posts : 1380
Reach-a-Rounds Received : 44
Join date : 2012-10-17
Age : 45
Location : Sherman, TX
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:32 am | |
| Doesn't membership with this clan come with a retirement home plan? | |
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Sr Slampiece
Posts : 4130
Reach-a-Rounds Received : 235
Join date : 2011-11-28
Age : 47
Location : Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:46 am | |
| - SwollenCamel wrote:
- Doesn't membership with this clan come with a retirement home plan?
No. But it does come with a stuffed unicorn. Here is CripticWolf with his:  | |
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Criptic Wolf
Posts : 493
Reach-a-Rounds Received : 33
Join date : 2012-09-10
Age : 50
Location : Salem, Ohio
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:48 am | |
| Don't fuck with my unicorn!!! | |
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SwollenCamel
Posts : 1380
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Join date : 2012-10-17
Age : 45
Location : Sherman, TX
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:20 am | |
| HA! from that pic it looks like it's fucking you! | |
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Sr Slampiece
Posts : 4130
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Join date : 2011-11-28
Age : 47
Location : Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:04 pm | |
| Nothing is more de-masculating than being sodomized by a unicorn pillow.
#FUWOLF | |
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xl Centurion lx
Posts : 220
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Join date : 2013-05-03
Age : 66
Location : Toronto, Ontario
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:59 pm | |
| Happy Birthday young pup. | |
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o RED ARROW o
Posts : 115
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Join date : 2012-09-12
Age : 73
Location : Sugar Land, TX
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:44 pm | |
| Happy birthday young'n, from one of the elders of the over 60 clan. You're not old, yet! | |
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YellowGeeHawd
Posts : 602
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Join date : 2013-03-21
Age : 45
Location : Slams Closet, VA
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:54 am | |
| - o RED ARROW o wrote:
- Happy birthday young'n, from one of the elders of the over 60 clan. You're not old, yet!
Yea but we respect you Red. | |
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RiveRmOnKeY03
Posts : 33
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Join date : 2012-12-06
Age : 53
Location : TORONTO
| | Subject: Re: Dear Sweet Jesus this guy is old Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:13 pm | |
| Welcome to the over 40 clan bud. | |
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