January - Took a new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.
Helloo! Bottles
won't fit in typewriter!
March - Got really excited--finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months; box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours; power went out!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid; wrong instructions; 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing; couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition; learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my convertible in rain storm; car swamped because topwas open.
September - The capital of California is "C". Isn't it?
October - Hate M &M's; they are so hard to peel!
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and ...
I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911. Duh! There's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!
What a year !!
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Subject: A Blonde's Year in Review 
good stuff