Post Whore

I know you are all a shower of rage quitting whinging bitches on here but this takes the biscuit.

Fucking post whoring pond dwelling scum should be keel hauled drawn and quartered.

If The 1 doesnt drop the hammer on me on Hammer Monday then I am taking my ball and will be going home.

You just as bad as we are chop shopping whore

Fran you can't take your ball and go home, we will just keep your ball and send your ass packing right back across the pond! The only good thing is that manic will feel bad for ya and give ya a free handjob before you go.

So its like a win-win for you fran.

Hey, if there is a chance Manic is giving out FREE handjobs.....

Only to those who get the ass end of Ban Hammer Mondays! Sorry carl.

Just as long as ya tell me... I love you

Shameful, shameful post whoring going on here. At least I compose a full message with some witty comment to get legit posts. God, I wonder what the hell my post count would be if I did one word posts to form a sentence.

Fran can't take his ball and go home. For starters he doesn't have a ball, and I don't think the UEK will let him back in so he has nowhere to go. He is kinda like a condyloma accutimita virus (a genital wart). Once you get rid of Fran you dont want another outbreak so the UK boys are happy to have him hang around on this forum spewing his poison. Is it true that Manic is giving free Handys to the boys? I thought his going rates were $5 and a bottle of cheap hobo wine.

Not for you Nate...you it's your turn to be the monkey

BigDaddyN8 wrote:

condyloma accutimita virus

Mr High Brow Dental repairist intelligence....

The spell checkers shows red underlines on BOTH words! I think you're full of shit and fluoride! And yes, I had to look up how to spell fluoride...

My bad. It is properly spelled condyloma acuminatum. I see them in the mouth from time to time. Always an interesting diagnosis and awkward discussion with a minors parents on why/how they got a sexually transmitted oral pathology. I was just too lazy to spell check my previous post. Damn, now the grammer and spelling Nazi will show up.

BTW, Flouride is good for you and makes it easier for the government to control your minds. To combat the mind control I recommend a tinfoil hat with no less than at least three thicknessess of tinfoil.

in the words of the yankys

wow just wow

I can hear that conversation in my head:

Dr. N8-"Well, Mrs. Lewis, your son has condyloma acuminatum in his mouth. The common term is genital warts."

Mom-"Genital warts? How is that possible? Did he get it from the pool in school? Or the wrestling mat?"

N8- "Actually, he is a filthy little cocksucker. And I can say that with confidence because he is also displaying palatal petechiae."

Mom- "OMG. Is there a cure?"

N8- "Unfortunately, no. Once a cocksucker, always a cocksucker. And this won't be covered by Delta Dental."

hears my 2 cents.......blah blah blah (just trying to boost my post #s)

I wonder if Nathan is the male version of Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses?

Might be the funniest movie (along with Tropic Thunder) that I've ever seen.

fatbrowndog wrote:

I can hear that conversation in my head:

Dr. N8-"Well, Mrs. Lewis, your son has condyloma acuminatum in his mouth. The common term is genital warts."

Mom-"Genital warts? How is that possible? Did he get it from the pool in school? Or the wrestling mat?"

N8- "Actually, he is a filthy little cocksucker. And I can say that with confidence because he is also displaying palatal petechiae."

Mom- "OMG. Is there a cure?"

N8- "Unfortunately, no. Once a cocksucker, always a cocksucker. And this won't be covered by Delta Dental."

FBD, That made me laugh my ass off. That and you properly know how to use palatal petechiae. God, thanks for the laugh.

That's my pre-med degree paying dividends. You all didn't know I was actually intelligent! I just pretend to be a dumbass online.

And the whole time I just thought you were a slum lord.

BigDaddyN8 wrote:

And the whole time I just thought you were a slum lord.

Well, that too...but I'm a good slumlord. The dwarf among midgets if you will. I give people nice housing. In fact ZERO tenant turnover in 5+ years of doing this.

You have mentioned that before (about the good slumlord part) Impressive about the tenant turnover rate. I don't think I would have the patience to rent to tenants. More power to you. Love the Family guy reference by the way.

N8 if Manic and Fran start wearing tin foil hats they'll stop wearing their current ones. And I think the white cone with the D emblem suits them just fine.

I've never before in my life read something that made me feel like I need to go take a shower...and then I joined the >30<...

Funny how a joke post spiraled into 5 pages of this....lmao

I bet they could get the tin foil hats on over their gimp masks and ball gags. Lord knows we don't want the government controlling their minds. It would be mass hysteria and panic if an evil power got ahold of their minds and set them free to wreck havoc in the world.

hoffyguns wrote:

I've never before in my life read something that made me feel like I need to go take a shower...and then I joined the >30<...

That is a common reaction among members of the 30. And yet they continue to return and post, and sometimes join in the 6th grade locker room humor that keeps us all sane.

I'm not saying I don't fit right in...I love me a good manual stimulation/anal penetration/midget porn/oral STD/etc joke...and heck, ass to mouth jokes crack me up...but I've just never encountered it in such high concentrations in the written form. Just usually occasional doses at the bar or fishing trips...or out of a cheap hooker's mouth when I pay extra...