Failed Suicide Attempt

You know you are pretty bad when you cannot even jump down the well on Seatown.

I wish I had theater mode on so I could show you the 5 failed attempts to jump down the well.

We spawned on the C side.

They had a sniper in the house overlooking the well and the A flag.

Three times I was in the well on my way down when he shot and killed me. Did not make it to the bottom.
One time a guy ran up and shot me as I was jumping.
No sniper in the house (I checked first), cool, I run from the house to the well and as I jump there is a sniper in the round-house window and kills me.

I went the whole game without being able to jump down the well! What the ...? How bad do you have to be to fail killing yourself.




But, a couple of games later we got Seatown again and finally made my jump.

hahahaha...that's funny stuff man. I also had a failed suicide attempt... somebody called in an escort airdrop, I put my last stinger rocket into it and pulled out my frag grenade and started cooking it so that I could die, respawn, and shoot that bitch down...but as I was standing there somebody came around the corner and shot me...

All this talk of suicide is depressing. I have some phone numbers of people u could talk to that will help u with ur issues. Just remember killing ur self is not the answer. Killing the other person and finding a good place to dispose of the body has always worked for me. PM me and i'll give u some pointers or the phone numbers. Which ever floats ur boat.

Just saying I don't mind driving and helping to dig a hole...no questions asked. Just get me a good cheeseburger afterwards.

Thanks manic...knew we could count on you...we'll swing by "In n Out" burger on the way back...because no burger joint around has a cooler name than that...

MANIC wrote:

Just saying I don't mind driving and helping to dig a hole...no questions asked. Just get me a good cheeseburger afterwards.

Digging holes are SO yesterday. Take them on a boat and get rid of them. Remember there are no fingerprints under water.

You know what's scary though. That new iPhone lady, Siry or whatever it's called! A friend asked his phone just for the hell of it "where's the best place to dump a dead body". The damn phone actually searched and said "Geneva marsh is not far from you" and gave the gps point!! WTF!!

Who else was trying to jump down the well with you last night? I dont think either of you accomplished that mission during that game. That was some funny shit last night.

that is just crazy canis, i wish you did have theater mode on, that would have been something to watch. we ran into alot of ringers playing last nite because of the new maps coming out, so there was a lot more flag defending and spawn trapping.

I learned a long time ago not to involve anyone (including Siri) in my murder plans. The only well kept secret is the one no one knows. Just saying.

DEATH-THREAT-HxC wrote:

You know what's scary though. That new iPhone lady, Siry or whatever it's called! A friend asked his phone just for the hell of it "where's the best place to dump a dead body". The damn phone actually searched and said "Geneva marsh is not far from you" and gave the gps point!! WTF!!

well that settles it...I need one!

Hoffy, he also asked her how to have sex with a very big girl, she didn't have an answer for that, had to google it.

the answer is: whiskey

hoffyguns wrote:

the answer is: whiskey

HAHAHAHA

The answer is a lot of whiskey.

You know, maybe I have it in my file share. I'll check later. lol

OK, i got it. I made a little video for you and will post soon.

I was planning on doing that tonight after work. Way to beat me to the punch.

And here it is...

damn I hate that my work blocks YouTube. Atleast I only have an hour left then I can watch it at home.

I think I'll need to submit this for the top fails of the month. lol Not only are there two failed attempts at jumping down the well, there are 6 more kills as he's capping or running to cap A. I would have put more in there, but I can only do 10 clips at a time.

hahaha...nice work walldoggy...getting hit with the stealth bomber as he's trying to jump made me

You know, I think that was Canis' own bomber, but I could be mistaken. Canis?

And I will say, it's pretty amusing to watch someone else die a lot. I must be straight up comedy hour for people watching me. lol

Even with Canis failing we still won the match.