rage mics, msgs, etc (warning strong language and lulz)

post some of the hate you've received after a stellar game - slam im sure you have gigs of this stuff lol

delta, taz, jk, myself, and captnunderpants were tearing it up last night - our best dom game being 200-11 this particular game i was in the 9:0+ kd range two or three of us were using port radars, and i was using recon pro on top of it all with some mk14 luv

i stole 3 different weapons to finish the game 29-3 two of those were right at the end of the game in the back revenge spawn style

This game



netted me this comment shortly after



I thought of several witty comments to reply with like

"learn to port radar, recon, or assassin"
"u mad bro?"
"u trash"

Then I came up with the theory...standing in one area then going prone isn't camping

LOL...I stuck around for some games on Sunday but had to bail abruptly. It seems the problems that encouraged me to quit months ago are even worse, so I'm doing some QoS and Priority experimentation on the fly.

Sorry for leaving anyone in the lurch, or ignoring requests. I figure it's best to try and figure out a workable settings solution on the fly instead of during Clan games.

mainly what i'm encountering isn't so much shooting blanks, it's being discovered first and executed before I can even get a shot off. Many times I'll check my lobby and see guys sporting .50 or .60 KDRs and W/Ls and see them going 45-5 or something like that. In one game I told a guy who did that that if he got put on my team, that wouldn't happen again. That very thing happened, and he was somewhere around 5-20 before he quit.

This is happening 8 times out of 10. Rarely do I finish with a net positive KDR. W/Ls stay at around 50%. As someone who started out with a near 1.8 KDR and is now dropping, I find this suspicious, to say the least. Usually you level off, but you don't plummet stratospherically into a terrible player.

There is something HUGELY unbalanced in this game and I'm going to keep trying to figure it out in solo gameplay before I burden anyone with my presence LOL. I've got to find the sweetspot in the QoS settings to avoid getting hobbled by the host selection.

Sorry BD, I agree with PeachTea412. You're suppose to play Domination by holding any of the three flags for longer than the other team to gain more points. The first to 200 wi...... Oh, wait....


I had an ass kicking game in FFA and got a message: "9th prestige using Assassin and Blind Eye? Come on bro.

How dare I use perks that are in the game!?!?

Kids will grasp at anything

Ayup...I hear the same thing all the time when I play domination, "pussy is just camping the B flag"...well it is domination and you are suppose to control the flags

I've only been sent one message...though i've been on the receiving end of many an awesome rage mic...I kept picking the same guy off coming up around the top corner towards C on mission...he left the game and sent me a message:

him: "Camping fag"
me: "Rage quiting pussy"

I win!

I've actually been getting a lot of, "want to join my clan?"

I haven't thought of anything funny to replay yet so i just go with my standard "NO"

Jerry, can I subscribe to your newsletter?

At least mrs FBD is happy that I'm not online at night. I intend to check out the new spec ops missions tonight if I get a minute.

hoffyguns wrote:

I've only been sent one message...though i've been on the receiving end of many an awesome rage mic...I kept picking the same guy off coming up around the top corner towards C on mission...he left the game and sent me a message:

him: "Camping fag"
me: "Rage quiting pussy"

I win!

Got that in Village waiting for guys to come through the refrigerator doorway to get to C.

We're holding C. We want to continue holding C. We shoot you at C.

You're a retard, honeychile.

The only message I ever got was, "No need to go prone." After I had just drop shot someone to win a team death match. LOL

My only hate i've gotten is pretty kame. After a free for match i recived the message:

"dual fmg faggot"
To which i replied

"i was the guy runing the stinger that shot down your chopper"

He replied
"sorry bro"

I got one that says. "check the attachment"

Attachment dl
It said you have receive a trophy for been the greatest or biggest bitch in PS3
It was the same window that pop out when you get a trophy
I save it & will use in the future.

Shooting-@-U wrote:

I got one that says. "check the attachment"

Attachment dl
It said you have receive a trophy for been the greatest or biggest bitch in PS3
It was the same window that pop out when you get a trophy
I save it & will use in the future.

I didn't know you could do that...thanks for the idea.

Sith_Miester wrote:

My only hate i've gotten is pretty kame. After a free for match i recived the message:

"dual fmg faggot"
To which i replied

"i was the guy runing the stinger that shot down your chopper"

He replied
"sorry bro"

^ This is hilarious...

Playing a FFA match on Hardhat. The message I received
"Knifing fag"
My reply
"I must of been really lucky those first 5 times, the 6th one was your fault."

During a FFA match yesterday...

"Nice drop shot, asshole..."

"Why thank you, yes, it was rather effective in taking your nuts off."

Today, Me, BT, and Shroom 3-manned a full dom team. We started out getting spanked BAD (within the first minute there was an overwatch and we were dying pretty much instantly), and I had just suggested the idea of pulling the plug. Shroom says "I almost have B" so we stayed.

No host migration, no warning of any kind, all 3 of us go THE FUCK OFF! We triple cap them and hold it for 90ish points and win by like 12. At no point did we have more than 5 people on our team (us and the 2 randoms).

After the match, in the lobby someone from the other team, in the most befuddled tone I've ever heard says "How in the FUCK did we just lose that?"

Very nice hammer! I love hearing that in the post game...usually it's from a team of kill whores when they look at our K/D...

I think the funniest part of this conversation, is that over the time I have played I've heard all of the following:
Sniping fag
Smg noob
Claymores are for noobs
Camper
Cant beat me with a real gun... Whats a real gun??!!
It seems like no matter how you dominate... It is apparently wrong.
The best part is when I get called a camper. I run around more than anyone I know. I get anxiety if I try to camp. Fact is Im just a better damn shot than most of these losers. And anytime they lose they still call me a camper. If I spun around in the center of the map the entire game.... Id be a camper if my score wound up good.

So we're in a game on Mission last night with 5 guys and a random...random goes and jumps on A while we have both B and C...Skelli tells him not to take A but he does it anyway...after the cap when we lose C and B skelli tells the dude..."Damn it randumb I would shoot you myself right now if I could."

After I went 39-4 in TDM...

Him: "Over 30 clan?? What a fuckin' loser!"
Me: "It was created because we didn't want to play with prepubescent bitches like you. (It means before puberty, you will find out soon.) "

Last night a full party of us got called a bunch of camping bitches after a 104 point win in dom.

I said something to the effect of "do you know how fucking stupid you sound talking shit about camping to the WINNING TEAM?"

Also, I got a message from a fan that said "dropshotting faggot". Never been more proud, and the dude even spelled faggot correctly.

I've received a few messages, but the best one so far is "Stop camping pussy." I think this was after a game where I was running around with my asshat class, appropriately titled Dickhead, in the C flag bunker at Dome. I love to fuck with guys inside that bunker, when we're in control. So yes I was camping, but only on a flag we controlled.