PS3 App: mitzelplik_Tube (denied)

01 - Name = mitzelplik_Tube
02 - GAMING SYSTEM = PS3
03 - GAMER TAG = mitzelplik_Tube
04 - AGE = 31
05 - Where are you from? State? Province? Country? Give me something. = MO
06 - Email Address
07 - Do you have a mic? = Yes
08 - Do you have COD Elite? = Premium/Founder but already used my XP
09 - How did you hear about the Over 30 Clan? = Played with some of your members already
10 - How ofter do you play? = Every day
11 - Do you usually buy the DLC map packs? = Yes
12 - Please tell us a little bit about you and why you would like to join. = I played against your clan and you were not very good compared to me, so I thought I could help you out and get your group better.

I like to play MW3, but am tired of laying on B and just dying over and over. What I am really looking for is someone who can look behind me when I am doing the all important job of capping B. I think it is important that this clan proves to me how well of a team player you can be to me. I know I am good. I don’t know about you guys.

First of all, my stats are important, so if I can’t get caps and do most of the killing it is likely that I will rage quit out. If we are playing a mode that I don’t like I will quit. If I am getting lagged I will quit. If you let air support up for more than 6 seconds and it starts nukeing me from orbit I will quit. I expect teammates to take care of UAV and the like so I can cap and kill. I don’t play with Europeans due to the lag. Other than that I am an easy guy to get along with. People think I am funny.

I used to be in a clan where the guys would play against me when they joined matches. Can you imagine that? They would shoot me even though they were on my team. I don’t want to play with dicks like that. If another clan member shoots me I am going to quit.

I don’t play with quickscopers and campers. If I catch you quickscoping I will quit the match.

If you can handle that then I will play with you, if not get fucked.

I am also interested in any pictures you have of you wives or moms.

Feel free to put me on Roster 1 in Elite. You should want me pretty badly because I am a team player as long as others will play as a team too.

13 - List some stats of yours that are important to you, and explain how you can contribute to the clan. = KDR is important. How good is yours? Being a team member is more important that KDR. At the top it says there is no requirement...
14 - If you have a personal reference, list their Gamer Tag here. (if none put N/A or none) = Me

Why is savvy applying again...

lol

zombiepatton wrote:

Why is savvy applying again...

Low blow Zombie. I wonder which clannie this is trying to be funny? I am sure Dave appreciates his time being wasted since he has enough of it to go around with playing on two systems and raising a 1 month old. I vote yes, since we need more B slaves and less corner campers.

BigDaddyN8 wrote:

zombiepatton wrote:

Why is savvy applying again...

Low blow Zombie. I wonder which clannie this is trying to be funny? I am sure Dave appreciates his time being wasted since he has enough of it to go around with playing on two systems and raising a 1 month old. I vote yes, since we need more B slaves and less corner campers.

agree

I doupt any one is faking these..this guy seems pretty cool...most of the apps are just as bad as the ones we get at work

zombiepatton wrote:

Why is savvy applying again...

I lol'd

+1

When I saw the length of the App I was like Damn!! Then after the first line of #12 I knew that is was a joke. I laughed. It's all good. Now figuring out who did it will be the hard part.

Dave you are good at tracking people down..

Looks like a shot a Las Vegas here boys. I say it was KJ or Rif. 1st instinct.

Funny shit!!! I voted no by the way. We got enough prima donna's around here as it is. Probably that Flint guy. I say u ban him and make him send an email to the Deputy Director of Reinstatement. Oh wait thats him.

I vote KJ. I haven't seen Rif polluting the forums recently.

second KJ

The1UrLookin4 wrote:

I am also interested in any pictures you have of you wives or moms.

Really?

I believe that I may have pictures of his wife, seeing as Slam just posted on the introductions as well, I'm guessing that it was him.

I cracked up when I saw the first reply about Savvy applying again. ROFL

And I'm hurt that no one thought it may have been me behind this app. pfft

this is some damn funny stuff...+3.14159 to whoever submitted this...

Let me just say that for the name alone I was gonna insist to let this mofo in...then I realized what FuckO it really was.

Fucking Crybaby...