I caught 2 little punks throwing eggs at my house last night. They were minors, so I can't post their pictures. Scared the shit out of them with a paintball gun. They must have crapped their pants.
My wife was worried their parents would call the cops on me. I told her that there is no way a 14 year old kid goes home and tells mom he was egging houses and stealing road signs and some dude shot him with a paintball gun.
I actually wish I could talk with their parents.