A Touching Christmas Story

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.

Walking through the mall the wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere to be found.

She was very upset because they had a lot to do.

She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.

The husband in a calm voice said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day."

His wife said crying, "Yes I remember that jewelry store."

He said, "Well I'm in the bar next to it."

hahahahaha...nice one N8

That reminds me of...

An elderly couple walks into their doctor's office. The doctor walks in, they make small talk, and the elderly man starts gushing about a great restaurant he and his wife ate at the past weekend, telling the doctor he should try it.

The doctor asks, "What's the name of the restaurant?"

The elderly man says, "What's the flower, where most of them are red, and they have thorns up and down the sides?"

The doctor responds, "Sounds like a rose."

"That's it," says the elderly man. "Hey Rose, what the hell was the name of that restaurant we ate at last weekend?"

LOL..nice.

Gonna tell that one to the wife. Should get me throat punched for sure.