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Mason32nd
Posts : 137 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 9 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 60 Location : Toronto, Canada
| Subject: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:43 am | |
| i have the day off work , and havent a clue what to do...... does anyone have any ideas on the best way to pass the day, at least until 5:00 pm when the wife gets home.... would be good to have all evidence put away prior to that. i'm also open to experimenting , so i'm expecting some kind of idea from Manic. i'll follow this thread thru the day, and let you know how things go.....at least till 5:00 pm
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:04 am | |
| Watch a terribly cheesy movie on SciFi channel. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:27 am | |
| Sit back and lament on the time passed when SyFy Channel actually was outstanding...maybe do it while holding a 1911 in one hand and a bottle of Jameson in the other...and remember to just where the camo underwear you've been saving for a "special" occasion. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:40 am | |
| Watch reruns of Mystery Science Theater 3000, go change the oil in the car, Plan the perfect crime, clean out the garage, masturbate furiously, Collect all your old clothes and take them to Goodwill, Find a seedy undergound cock-fighting ring and go make some bets, etc. etc. I am sure you can do one or all of the above. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:53 am | |
| Sleep. Sweet, sweet, sleep. Something I never get enough of with 3 kids and a dog.
Well, masturbate furiously, THEN sleep. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:06 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:17 pm | |
| fuck YouPorn
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xhamster.com
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tubegalore.com
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:27 pm | |
| Rank up on BF3. Tear up the carpet in the basement. You are a real mason right? I think you should build a real Brick Shithouse. Crush up all the Wellbutrin in the house and take the bottle all at one time. The seratonin dump is hallucinigenic. The next day I understand it wull feel like God is personally shitting on your soul... but you only asked about today. Tomorrow is your problem Start working out. Go shooting Learn Oragami Give yourself a tattoo. Spend 20 minutes to try to think of something more gross and perverse than Manic. Enjoy yor day off Mason! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:28 pm | |
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Attempt to understand the complex relationship between Winni and Manic |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:43 pm | |
| Or, I know this is controversial, but it helps sometimes. Go out into the world. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:13 pm | |
| It's highly over-rated, Vegas... |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:22 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:39 pm | |
| Start stretching and keep working at it all day to make yourself flexible enough to give yourself a blowjob.
Succeed and when the wife gets home get snowballing.
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:54 pm | |
| Jezus...I just threw up in my mouth a bit...very descriptive fran... |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:56 pm | |
| At least he wouldnt be bored FBD.
One less thing the wife will need to do on his birthday too. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:05 pm | |
| True. If I was that flexible I wouldn't need her around at all! Well, maybe to take care of the brood... |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:17 pm | |
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Mason32nd
Posts : 137 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 9 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 60 Location : Toronto, Canada
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:18 pm | |
| well i didnt have any camo underwear......so i used my charlie brown boxers.
i wore those while watching maury this morning while eating cheese | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:59 pm | |
| - MANIC wrote:
- fuck YouPorn
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xhamster.com
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tubegalore.com
Fuck xhampster, XNXX is where it's at. |
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Mason32nd
Posts : 137 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 9 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 60 Location : Toronto, Canada
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:09 pm | |
| well all in all was a pretty decent day, tried almost all of your suggestions.....hell i even knocked a few outta the park only thing the wife had to say was......who ate all the cheese | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:25 pm | |
| hmmmm...new porn sites...best thread of the week! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:17 pm | |
| - franread5 wrote:
- Start stretching and keep working at it all day to make yourself flexible enough to give yourself a blowjob.
Succeed and when the wife gets home get snowballing.
What tha hell!? Ha Ha Ha!!! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:26 pm | |
| When we told you to knock some out, we didn't mean at the park you sicko. |
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Mason32nd
Posts : 137 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 9 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 60 Location : Toronto, Canada
| Subject: Re: I'm bored Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:30 pm | |
| - lilrif wrote:
- When we told you to knock some out, we didn't mean at the park you sicko.
oops... my bad, sure was fun tho | |
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