Posts : 3019 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 180 Join date : 2011-10-16 Age : 47 Location : Big Country - Michigan
Subject: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:15 pm
Every year I throw a bash for the 4th of July
If you animals dare to venture out to the sticks and can behave yourself within reason I'd be willing to extend an invite out your way. Bring a tent, lots to drink, and a sense of humor. This year it'll be Saturday July 7th. This is the first year its actually legal to buy the good fireworks
I'm an hour east of Detroit and Flint.
here is last years display
Sr Slampiece
Posts : 4130 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 235 Join date : 2011-11-28 Age : 47 Location : Virginia
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:51 am
Behave yourself within reason? Pssssh. I'm out.
DELTAxDOG
Posts : 2358 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 65 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 40 Location : Ohio
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:21 am
Sounds like a good time J, but Im straped for cash right now so I wont be able to make it. And I can behave myself, but you already know that.
BlackDeath
Posts : 3019 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 180 Join date : 2011-10-16 Age : 47 Location : Big Country - Michigan
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:12 am
C'mon Jimmy all you need is gas and beer money. Camping - free Food - free
Slam - you'd be a wild card I can totally see you crossing the line and I'd choke you out and discard the body in the back 40.
I promise it won't be scary muahahahaha - did I just evil laugh out loud again? Dammit I gotta work on that.
DELTAxDOG
Posts : 2358 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 65 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 40 Location : Ohio
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:59 pm
Oh shit I had a typo on my last post, I cannot behave myself! I cant even think how stupid me and Slam could get at a real party! We both end up in the back 40, but it would be my wife killing me lol
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:10 pm
DAMN! That is some patriotic-ass artillery!
"Independence Day: where we celebrate the birth of our country by blowing up a small part of it."
I wish that was legal in Colorado; we have to do the ol' Light & Run...
DELTAxDOG
Posts : 2358 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 65 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 40 Location : Ohio
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:38 pm
Can we rub weeners? Im gonna come eather way but that would make the trip way more worth it!
BlackDeath
Posts : 3019 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 180 Join date : 2011-10-16 Age : 47 Location : Big Country - Michigan
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:45 pm
DELTAxDOG wrote:
Can we rub weeners? Im gonna come eather way but that would make the trip way more worth it!
cmon now you dont want to make slam and pantz all jealous now do ya?
no one else down? i know there are a few ps3 guys here in MI this isn't just limited to xboxers - however you ps3 guys have to bring your own food tho
get out of the basement and come on out fuckers
we typically play cards, drink, blow shit up, drink, play horseshoes, drink
delta wants to cornhole tho I hope scott attends so he can do that
DELTAxDOG
Posts : 2358 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 65 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 40 Location : Ohio
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:48 pm
I just got around to sending Scott and Jess a msg so we will see if they are up for it. Im kinda excited, havent been out of the state in a few years! Although Michigan looks just like Ohio its still not Ohio!
Sr Slampiece
Posts : 4130 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 235 Join date : 2011-11-28 Age : 47 Location : Virginia
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:18 pm
DELTAxDOG wrote:
I just got around to sending Scott and Jess a msg so we will see if they are up for it. Im kinda excited, havent been out of the state in a few years! Although Michigan looks just like Ohio its still not Ohio!
Are you going to feel like a fish out of water in a state that wears shirts under their overalls?
DELTAxDOG
Posts : 2358 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 65 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 40 Location : Ohio
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:21 pm
Im not comming to see you Slam.
BlackDeath
Posts : 3019 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 180 Join date : 2011-10-16 Age : 47 Location : Big Country - Michigan
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:58 pm
LOL
delta - jes says she has to work saturdays and they're nearly impossible for her to take off
scott is up in the air - there was mention he needed a tent with a lockable zipper to prevent you delta from sneaking in there at night
MANGUMxHOODxRAT
Posts : 708 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 9 Join date : 2011-07-12 Age : 43 Location : Ducktown, Virginia
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:06 pm
DELTAxDOG wrote:
Im not comming to see you Slam.
Hey Delta don't mistake Virginia for W. Virginia now. We just were cutoff sleve shirts under our overhauls here.
BlackDeath
Posts : 3019 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 180 Join date : 2011-10-16 Age : 47 Location : Big Country - Michigan
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:13 pm
hillbilly jim style yeeeehaw
DELTAxDOG
Posts : 2358 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 65 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 40 Location : Ohio
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:52 pm
BlackDeath wrote:
LOL
delta - jes says she has to work saturdays and they're nearly impossible for her to take off
scott is up in the air - there was mention he needed a tent with a lockable zipper to prevent you delta from sneaking in there at night
Well, I dont think a lock is gonna keep me out, I do carry a pocket knife!
BlackDeath
Posts : 3019 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 180 Join date : 2011-10-16 Age : 47 Location : Big Country - Michigan
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:22 pm
DELTAxDOG wrote:
BlackDeath wrote:
LOL
delta - jes says she has to work saturdays and they're nearly impossible for her to take off
scott is up in the air - there was mention he needed a tent with a lockable zipper to prevent you delta from sneaking in there at night
Well, I dont think a lock is gonna keep me out, I do carry a pocket knife!
...and rape kit to cover your tracks
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:42 am
BlackDeath wrote:
DELTAxDOG wrote:
BlackDeath wrote:
LOL
delta - jes says she has to work saturdays and they're nearly impossible for her to take off
scott is up in the air - there was mention he needed a tent with a lockable zipper to prevent you delta from sneaking in there at night
Well, I dont think a lock is gonna keep me out, I do carry a pocket knife!
...and rape kit to cover your tracks
I decided that If Scott wants to take off, I will to, I hate this job anyways and I could use some fun in my life. Jason- I totally agree about Delta, rape kit in his back pocket along with a wallet size photo of the olsen twins...When they were 9...... Creeperrrr!!! Plus like I said, Scott may get a lock for his tent but it wont be to keep Delta OUT, Maybe keep him in... I would have my own tent for sure, up in a tree.
BlackDeath
Posts : 3019 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 180 Join date : 2011-10-16 Age : 47 Location : Big Country - Michigan
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:04 am
Also just wanted to point this out. There is a campground literally 1/2 mile down the road if someone wants to stay in a cabin, RV, whatever.
If you're interested in attending and haven't already done so please PM me an email address. I'm going to start sending out official invites today.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:09 am
J3551CA87 wrote:
BlackDeath wrote:
DELTAxDOG wrote:
BlackDeath wrote:
LOL
delta - jes says she has to work saturdays and they're nearly impossible for her to take off
scott is up in the air - there was mention he needed a tent with a lockable zipper to prevent you delta from sneaking in there at night
Well, I dont think a lock is gonna keep me out, I do carry a pocket knife!
...and rape kit to cover your tracks
I decided that If Scott wants to take off, I will to, I hate this job anyways and I could use some fun in my life. Jason- I totally agree about Delta, rape kit in his back pocket along with a wallet size photo of the olsen twins...When they were 9...... Creeperrrr!!! Plus like I said, Scott may get a lock for his tent but it wont be to keep Delta OUT, Maybe keep him in... I would have my own tent for sure, up in a tree.
Need some fun in your life? Maybe you need a new B/F!
BlackDeath
Posts : 3019 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 180 Join date : 2011-10-16 Age : 47 Location : Big Country - Michigan
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:11 am
You are the all knowing oracle - Jes you better listen to him
DELTAxDOG
Posts : 2358 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 65 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 40 Location : Ohio
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:32 am
BlackDeath wrote:
DELTAxDOG wrote:
BlackDeath wrote:
LOL
delta - jes says she has to work saturdays and they're nearly impossible for her to take off
scott is up in the air - there was mention he needed a tent with a lockable zipper to prevent you delta from sneaking in there at night
Well, I dont think a lock is gonna keep me out, I do carry a pocket knife!
...and rape kit to cover your tracks
... syringe full of bleach for the post rape cleaning! Thing is like Jess said the lock would be to keep me in and HER out! Dont want one of those pesky vags getting in the way of a good weener rub!
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:51 am
well til I read the post I was going to say HELL I ALREADY LIVE THERE!!...lol....great job with the bang bangs!!..I do One every year also, Missed last year and more than likly this year also.But when I do it again It will be campared to the PROS!!!!
BlackDeath
Posts : 3019 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 180 Join date : 2011-10-16 Age : 47 Location : Big Country - Michigan
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:12 pm
DELTAxDOG wrote:
BlackDeath wrote:
DELTAxDOG wrote:
BlackDeath wrote:
LOL
delta - jes says she has to work saturdays and they're nearly impossible for her to take off
scott is up in the air - there was mention he needed a tent with a lockable zipper to prevent you delta from sneaking in there at night
Well, I dont think a lock is gonna keep me out, I do carry a pocket knife!
...and rape kit to cover your tracks
... syringe full of bleach for the post rape cleaning! Thing is like Jess said the lock would be to keep me in and HER out! Dont want one of those pesky vags getting in the way of a good weener rub!
Sr Slampiece
Posts : 4130 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 235 Join date : 2011-11-28 Age : 47 Location : Virginia
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:09 pm
This will be one of those trips where everyone comes home and never speaks of again.
"How was your trip Delta?"
"........fine."
BlackDeath
Posts : 3019 Reach-a-Rounds Received : 180 Join date : 2011-10-16 Age : 47 Location : Big Country - Michigan
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:00 pm
lol what happens in the boon docks stays in the boon docks
Sponsored content
Subject: Re: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods?
Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods?
Home First REGISTER HERE Then APPLY HERE 
Tue Mar 10, 2015 2:54 am by 
Subject: Who dares venture to the banjo playing back woods? 
I hope scott attends so he can do that 
