Venting, whining, feeling sorry for myself post....

So I work in the low key, sleepy capital of New Hampshire that only sees any action every four years during the presidential primaries. Yesterday afternoon I had to run to my vehicle to get something I held left behind and I apparently forgot to relock my doors.

When I left work around 7:00 pm I noticed my front door slightly ajar and sure enough someone went in and decided I no longer needed my ipod, cable, prescription Rayban sunglasses and about $12-15 in quarters.

While it sucked losing the Ipod since I use it at the gym, while working on the lawn and in my car what really sucked was losing those damn sunglasses. I finally splurged for a nice pair of wrap around Rayban's two years ago and some scumbag steals them. Since my prescription is close to what they use in the Hubble telescope those damn things cost $400, I called this morning to get my prescription this morning so that I could order some knock off ones from the internet and of course my prescription expired about three weeks ago so I need to get another eye exam and of course I no longer have insurance for vision so that will be another $100.

I can only hope that twatwaffle puts on those sunglasses, gets dizzy from my crazy as prescription, falls over and cracks his skull on the pavement...most likely he just tossed them in a dumpster once he realized that they were prescription.

I keep checking Craigslist hoping to see my Ipod listed on it.

Moral to the story - ALWAYS lock your car or only buy cheap as sunglasses from Walmart that no one will want to steal....

The BJ he buys with the $12 in quarters will give him chlamydia. Rest easy.

I am sorry about your loss. My wife stepped on my expensive sunglasses and I felt sick (normal, no script)

That sucks. Sorry, bro...

Hey at least it has only happened once to you. In memphis they just break your window and steal your iphone charger. not the iphone, but just the fucking charger. fuckwads...

Fuckin dicks...I hate having my shit stolen...just the other night some punk stole the garage door opener from my wife's car...we re-set everything, but if I ever catch some cuntbag in my garage I will nut the bastard...

That's shitty...