A Noob's Guide to being a 30

My mind is a cornucopia of fucked up misplaced random thoughts. With a dash of I don't give a flying fuck. And a tablespoon of dealing with the public all damn day.

Please don't delete me, I've only been a member for few weeks...haven't had enough tome to have 10 ppsts

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I originally came to this topic thinking that it would be an actual list of things for the new guys to do, because I wanted to add something, but then I read the first post. It brought back memories of how the clan used to be, everyone having fun and joking with one another. I understand that things change, people come and go, and "real life" happens. I haven't been with the clan since it's humble beginnings, but I'm glad I joined a little over a year ago. I got to witness, and be a part of, some of the funniest games I've ever had. This clan has revived an interest in video games that I haven't had since I was a kid (even though BO2 sucks).
I just want to thank you all, Xbox and PS3, new members and old, for letting me be a part of this.

PS. That thing that I wanted to add was that in-game parties are first come first serve.. just thought the new guys would want to know that.

JAGERpatrol wrote:

I originally came to this topic thinking that it would be an actual list of things for the new guys to do, because I wanted to add something, but then I read the first post. It brought back memories of how the clan used to be, everyone having fun and joking with one another. I understand that things change, people come and go, and "real life" happens. I haven't been with the clan since it's humble beginnings, but I'm glad I joined a little over a year ago. I got to witness, and be a part of, some of the funniest games I've ever had. This clan has revived an interest in video games that I haven't had since I was a kid (even though BO2 sucks).
I just want to thank you all, Xbox and PS3, new members and old, for letting me be a part of this.

PS. That thing that I wanted to add was that in-game parties are first come first serve.. just thought the new guys would want to know that.

I was thinking about this the other day as i was looking and new an upcoming game. I am old enough to go back to the days of coin operated arcades and that is what I spent my free time doing. Load up my pockets and a little sandwich bag with quarters and hit the arcade with my friends. With our headsets and mics this is the same thing turned up to 11 (anyone who watches movies and is over 30 should get that reference). Except mom isn't coming to pick me up, my stack of quarters is a debit card and the probability of getting laid is significantly higher.

I will rewrite this soon. I wrote this after being a 30 for like 2 weeks. My new on will be the story of leaving and coming back.

YellowGeeHawd wrote:

I will rewrite this soon. I wrote this after being a 30 for like 2 weeks. My new on will be the story of leaving and coming back.

Will it entail our adventures of shotgunin like "WORM" and slow dancing to Journey?

Of course.

Can't wait to hear this one ,Will.

Ah, the "WORM". My new style of gameplay instead when I feel like Rage Quiting.

indyratpack wrote:

Ah, the "WORM". My new style of gameplay instead when I feel like Rage Quiting.

The ultimate FU! lol

FiremanLFD525 wrote:

Can't wait to hear this one ,Will.

Don't worry I'll leave the part where Migs and I cuddled.

YellowGeeHawd wrote:

FiremanLFD525 wrote:

Can't wait to hear this one ,Will.

Don't worry I'll leave the part where Migs and I cuddled.

Yes we spooned - it was cold - nothing gets the body warmth going like two big men

NukeLaCoog wrote:

the probability of getting laid is significantly higher.

For some of us, this is debatable. lol

hey, .0001% to 3.2% chance is significant right?

lol looks i'm going to like it here!