You know you play too much BO2 when?.........

Thought this would be a funny question to see what people say.

I knew I play too much BO2 when I was having a nerf war with my kids and I did a full on dolphin dive into the living room without considering the fact that I weight 250lbs, and certain physical phenomenon (gravity) might come into play.......I saw it going differently in my mind.

Also knew this morning when driving past boeing on my way to school and saw little red sticks by the runway with red lights on the top.......I felt my hands flinch in a reflex to shoot the enemy shock charge on the ground.

... When you see a plane in the sky... banking... and yell at your kids... AC-130 above!!!


Yes... I've done this

Pulled these off the interwebs, some funny ones - enjoy


you start inventing challenges to get gold camo on your fork and spoon.


you start asking war veterans how many gold guns they have.


you go to a buffet and use a "Pick 10" system to decide what food you'll eat.


your five yr old daughter is asking you if you're working on your bloodthirsties


tell your wife she should have her engineer perk on when she loses her phone/remote/other controller

I live in NYC...whenever I see movement in a building across from ours I automatically think it's a sniper. I've actually flinched for cover.

When your wife is laying down and you run up and teabag her

M4sterOfDi4ster wrote:

When your wife is laying down and you run up and teabag her

LOL!!!! +1

I have been in car with my kids and seen a plane and asked if anyone has got that or do I need to change classes.

You steer clear of randomly parked cars expecting them to explode at any minute.

You try and hip fire a deer.

You wish you could equip your car with cold blooded to avoid cop radars.

When your wife yells upstairs "would you get the b flag already I'm trying to stream Grey's anatomy and I stopped when you scream we need the GD flag!"

You can never play too much BO2. lol

When I walk into the room and forget why I went in there, I start to question if I lagged into the room or not.

you know you play too much back ops 2 ..when you start singing "ima try it out" randomly and people luck at you like your nuts.

you know you play too much black ops 2 with 30 members.. when you start randomly humming saxophone riffs .

you know you play too much BO2 when you take a 3 month hiatus from the game and the 30 forum and when you sign on to play with other 30s BLACKDEATH says "we thought you died".

GoodSuck is back!

.....Tell your kids after doing a good job " You have made your Generals proud"

....you pull up to work and go prone by the flagpole.

.....you cook everything you throw for at least 2 seconds.

....Your watching an action flick and after 4 or 5 kills you start wondering what scorestreaks they are going to call in.

Sr Slampiece wrote:

GoodSuck is back!

So you're trolling me with this video???

You stop playing it?

I played your mom.

You know you play too much COD when....

This is your license plate (in front of me today at car wash) this is second time Ive seen this kind of thing. Last time it was a plate that said "CARE PKG"


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your 9 yo kid finds out you're going to a zombie movie (WWZ) and asks, is there a lot of sniping in it?

A plane flies over and you reach for a launcher and you check to see if it is a UAV or Counter UAV.

You yell train, while waiting at the railway crossings.

FedEx delivers a parcel and you wonder what's in the care package.

Score streak means something entirely different to you, now.