Starting a collection for N8

I am looking for some charitable donations from you guys.

N8's wife recently found his collection of filthy underware that he had spent years collecting from the local tramps.

Now its not our place to judge other peoples depraved sexual turn ons.

I am asking you guys to don a pair of y fronts or boxers and wear them for two weeks. Please dont shower or bathe, do as much physical exercise as possible and dont shake when you piss.

When you are ready post them to N8, care of Oregon state penitentiary.

If one of the mods could make this a sticky considering its for a good cause.

Thank you.

Reminds me of this guy

The link was from a guy who made the headlines when I was a kid in the Philly area.

@ Fran. You're a bastard. A philanthropic bastard, but a bastard none the less. Thanks for the laughs.

@ FBD. How do you know this obscure, weird shit? Do you have a shrine to this weirdo? Is he one of your idols. Seriously, how did you know about that dude?

I was thinking that too Nate, hero worship?

For those too lazy to click:

Edward Isadore Savitz (also known as Uncle Ed, Fast Eddie and Dr. Feel Good) (February 22, 1942 – March 27, 1993) was an American businessman who was arrested for paying thousands of young men for either engaging in anal and oral sex or for giving him dirty underwear and feces, which he kept in pizza boxes in his apartment.

Dirty underwear? That's gross! What happened to the good old days of keeping the organs of past lovers in the deep freezer for future consumption?




People today make me sick!

Uncle Eddie dominated the news in Philly when I was a kid. He was like the boogie man your parents would use as an example to scare you about strangers. Whenever you would leave the house someone's parents would say, "Be careful. There are a lot of Uncle Eddies out there..."

Apparently he was very friendly to the youths he solicited and that's what made him such a scary predator.

"...From as far back as 1975, he offered teenage boys money, concert tickets and football tickets for their soiled underwear, and various sexual acts including: oral and anal sex, slamming his penis in a door, penis sword fights, urinating on him, vomiting in his mouth and defecating in his mouth through a potty chair. Savitz reportedly kept the feces in pizza boxes in his apartment. He told the boys to eat cheese to make the feces taste better.


all I have to say about this one is..."WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?"

Don't knock it till you try it....

Wait, um what?

I remember when I was a kid, thinking, "Wait, this guy wants to give me $20 for dirty socks? Fuck, if he was offering that kind of cash I'd give him ALL my damn socks!"

I mean, $20 to a 12 year old back then was a small fortune.

I think he paid $50 for a deuce in a bag.

This Eddie guy sounds sick....but in other news, the girls at work were talking about making some extra cash by sending their dirty underwear to some Asian guy for cash.... I don't have any more info; if anyone is looking to help someone else fulfill their dreams of a dirty underwear collection, they can look it up themselves. Everybody's gotta dream...even if it is a little strange.

If you want me to crap in a box and mark it guaranteed I wil...I got time...

hoffyguns wrote:

If you want me to crap in a box and mark it guaranteed I wil...I got time...

Hoffy's a crazy little glue sniffer, go build a model airplane.

fatbrowndog wrote:

I remember when I was a kid, thinking, "Wait, this guy wants to give me $20 for dirty socks? Fuck, if he was offering that kind of cash I'd give him ALL my damn socks!"

I mean, $20 to a 12 year old back then was a small fortune.

I think he paid $50 for a deuce in a bag.

Went out with a girl once who told me she got $20 for giving Uncle Ed a pair of her underwear. This was right before the news broke. I had to be about 17 at the time, but I have to say there wasn't a second date after that.

This is borderline NSFW you sick bastards

I live in FL that type of stuff happens here on a daily basis. It's the land of strip clubs, hookers, and panty sellers.

Stream...stop pretending that you're all NORMAL. The lies you tell to yourself need to stop, brother

I grew up in strip clubs and am far from normal, just not into midget porn like you sick bastards

Stream_Man wrote:

I grew up in strip clubs and am far from normal, just not into nidget porn like you sick bastards

Midget porn is sick, I can't watch that crap for more than a few hours.