Pew Pew as explained by J3551CA87

Ok, so I made an ok Pew Pew setup video but this may explain how the game actually works...

That's a lot of bad words in 59 seconds. lol

How can a woman with such a potty mouth have pearly whites as bright as yours? With all that shit coming out your mouth you must have a year supply of Crest Whitestrips! Otherwise you'd look like this. Lol!!

That may be your best work of art yet!

The thing walldoggy, he only had to edit out 10sec to make that! Girl has one hell of a potty mouth lol

Dave you just got your first Delta a round (That means its extra special, just ask Slam) for that one!

[quote="The1UrLookin4"]How can a woman with such a potty mouth have pearly whites as bright as yours? With all that shit coming out your mouth you must have a year supply of Crest Whitestrips! Otherwise you'd look like this. Lol!!

I am Failing to see where I can take anything remotely logical out of what you just said. Yes, I buy lots of white strips bc of all the cursing, my dentist is really starting to get on me about it. Sadly, That picture resembles your "show yourself" picture, far more then it does mine .

Ouch. lol

As for the video Slam, Your a Dirty Dirty DIRRRRTTTTYYY person. You know you repeated and FUCKED with this video, you repeated the same fbomb like 10 times! AND IT IS MORE THEN ONE GAME! However, I will admit it, I do have a potty mouth more then I care to when i play MW3 Its a good thing i joined the OVER 30 CLAN!

BEST VIDEO EVUH


jes - we wouldn't have it any other way - keep doing YOU

funny side note - once i started recording my own stuff i swear a lot less weeeeird

who remembers this?



this one is just for effect

[quote="J3551CA87"]

The1UrLookin4 wrote:

How can a woman with such a potty mouth have pearly whites as bright as yours? With all that shit coming out your mouth you must have a year supply of Crest Whitestrips! Otherwise you'd look like this. Lol!!

I am Failing to see where I can take anything remotely logical out of what you just said. Yes, I buy lots of white strips bc of all the cursing, my dentist is really starting to get on me about it. Sadly, That picture resembles your "show yourself" picture, far more then it does mine .

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Just to be clear.

Potty mouth = shit in mouth = brown shit stained teeth, hence the chimp pic with brown teeth

Which makes it ironic that Jess {good lookin chick..} + potty mouth (see definition above) = nice pretty pearly white teeth

Irony is funny unless you are a blond, then irony would become reality!

Glad you joined also.

LMAO SLAM! Why are you so good. I want to get you, I want to get you bad lol I asked you to make a video for me, being a badass and you bring me this !? WAHHHHH

[quote="The1UrLookin4"]

J3551CA87 wrote:

The1UrLookin4 wrote:

How can a woman with such a potty mouth have pearly whites as bright as yours? With all that shit coming out your mouth you must have a year supply of Crest Whitestrips! Otherwise you'd look like this. Lol!!

I am Failing to see where I can take anything remotely logical out of what you just said. Yes, I buy lots of white strips bc of all the cursing, my dentist is really starting to get on me about it. Sadly, That picture resembles your "show yourself" picture, far more then it does mine .

.

Just to be clear.

Potty mouth = shit in mouth = brown shit stained teeth, hence the chimp pic with brown teeth

Which makes it ironic that Jess {good lookin chick..} + potty mouth (see definition above) = nice pretty pearly white teeth

Irony is funny unless you are a blond, then irony would become reality!

Glad you joined also.

........... . I hate and love you guys, strongly

The1UrLookin4 wrote:

... hence the chimp pic with brown teeth

Actually...that's not a chimp...it's an orangutan.

On a related note the chimp doesn't like language like this...

I have been informed (from a reliable, confidential source) that this video has been heavily tampered with. This DID NOT all take place in one game. I am shocked that Slam would stoop this low(well not really) !!! Still funny as hell.

Dagger Asp wrote:

I have been informed (from a reliable, confidential source) that this video has been heavily tampered with. This DID NOT all take place in one game. I am shocked that Slam would stoop this low(well not really) !!! Still funny as hell.

Dagger, your "reliable" source is quite miss informed. The above audio was in fact taken from one single game and included 95% of J3551CA's audio.

Here is the full game as originally posted in it's entirety on May 19th. Enjoy!...again!

There was so much fuckin' this and fuckin' that out of her mouth that I think Jess is pregnant about 82 times over.

I have decided cheating in Pew Pew by scoping is the way I roll.

Plus only Vegas can keep up with me if I'm scoping or weak ass Blops "quick scoping".

That's fuckin funny

Man, she makes me sound like a saint!

carlmuir wrote:

There was so much fuckin' this and fuckin' that out of her mouth that I think Jess is pregnant about 82 times over.

I have decided cheating in Pew Pew by scoping is the way I roll.

Plus only Vegas can keep up with me if I'm scoping or weak ass Blops "quick scoping".

Oh I love a challenge. Next time you keep scopin' and ill keep pew pewin'

I think the best PEW PEW was actually the silenced SPAS game. You could actually kill people efficiently while retaining the pew pew sounds.

After reviewing the evidence I have to agree with your 95% comment.

Dagger... I swear I'm telling the truth lol

I guess I will have to do some Sat night pew pew and find out the truth. But I will be drunk so I might not remember.

J3551CA87 wrote:

Dagger... I swear I'm telling the truth lol

Jes know how I know you're lying?
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you're lips are moving

when is the next xbox pew pew?