Ode to the x30x- My Story

So my PS3 friends list stayed empty...and stayed empty...and stayed empty. My GF bought me Black Ops and still it stayed empty. I got MW3 for Christmas and began the lonely grind to prestige. I cannot express to you how badly it SUCKS to play alone and get crushed all the time and be happy to go positive except for the lone FFA games that go your way. Some game modes are just off limits as a lone wolf, so I was pretty much contained to the Mercenary playlist.

So one night I play a Dom match on Mission and get crushed...not unusual...I think I finished top of the board for my losing team. At one point in the game the opposing team had sentry guns placed on both ends of B and were completely raping me and my fellow randoms. I had never seen that done before. Another care package called in and I was determined not to let that be deployed too. It was mayham but I got up to B took out a sentry gun, killed 3, and eventually worked my way back to hijack the care package. Game Ends and in the lobby I complimented the Sentry Gun placement and how crazy it was to try to get through it to B.

Next thing I know I am invited to be picked up. Played a few games and was given the website. Now I am a x30x. Now my friends list is nearly full. I have not played alone since unless I do so by choice (never happens). I have met some great people and dare I say made some friends. I have never physically met anyone from this clan, but I enjoy the company online and in the forums.

So here are my thanks:

- to the guys that picked me up adn invited me in (I will not name them but I hope they know who they are); I do have a sense of luck that it happened because I would not be a part of any clan had it not happened that way
- to Dave and the OG's for starting this thing; I know there have been a lot of posts lately about missing the old days and I can appreciate that. As a new guy you should know how much the clan is enjoyed and how much I\we like what you have started.
- to those that say all the things that go through my head but I usually won't say (I won't mention any names Savvy, don't worry)
- to the guys that have accepted my FR and fill my FL. Thanks to the friends I have made and play with regularly.
- for bringing my W\L above 1. It is so much more fun to win than to loose
- for the losses. It makes loosing more bearable.
- for the Pew Pew matches and private lobby insanity
- for the video posts, jokes, sarcasm and the Post Whore thread that will never end.

I appreciate all of it!

I love you too pro.

There needs to be a Tampa area meet up. Drinks on me

I echo all of this except I found this clan on my own by doing a web search. That top 100 list is good for some stuff. I also have made many great friends while playing with this clan (new and og's alike). Some I have never even gotten the pleasure of playing with as we are opposite site of the console divide. But I really have fun mixing it up with u xboxer's and hope one day we will get to play together. The same can be said for the BF3 30's. One day I will pick up BF3 again and get into some vehicular manslaughter with u guys. If I had more gaming time like the old days I would have done it a long time ago. But as I have limited gaming time now I cannot see spreading it across 2 games. Hell, I used to be a single player campaign trophy whore but these days not so much. Mainly because I enjoy playing with my 30 brothers and sisters so much I can't help missing out by playing offline. I haven't put a single player game in my PS3 since Feb. That for me is unheard of as I usually play every single major title thru to completion. I still have not finished Mass Effect 3 or Twisted Metal, I haven't even purchased Prototype 2 even though I was once stoked about its release. I used to put all new release dates on my calender. The only one that is currently on my calender is BLOPs2. I know Assasins Creed is coming out soon and I am going to have to make some hard descisions. I will have to make time for Borderlands 2 cause my wife and I loved playing the first one together. Maybe we can co-op with some 30's.



Wow way to high-jack a thread, sorry Pro. Thanks to all I guess is what I am getting to. And I am glad u made ur way hear too Pro cause u r one of my best 30 friends. Which is saying something cause I have made alot of them here.

JxVegas702 wrote:

I love you too pro.

And here I call him STP....

ZombiePatton wrote:

There needs to be a Tampa area meet up. Drinks on me

I'm down Zombie for sure!

I call him Stp as well.
And to add to what Vegas so elegantly stated we are glad your here

We can grab stream out of his grassy knoll as well

carlmuir wrote:

JxVegas702 wrote:

I love you too pro.

And here I call him STP....

Ya what the hell STPR06 is your name supposed to be

I initially thought Straight Pro and you created it in 06, maybe St. Pro like your so Pro its saint like, Stop Rosix?? Scott Taylor Pro 06?? Sexual Transvestite Possibly Rooffied 0ral Sex??

Seriously WTF!!!

smallz wrote:

carlmuir wrote:

JxVegas702 wrote:

I love you too pro.

And here I call him STP....

Ya what the hell STPR06 is your name supposed to be

I initially thought Straight Pro and you created it in 06, maybe St. Pro like your so Pro its saint like, Stop Rosix?? Scott Taylor Pro 06?? Sexual Transvestite Possibly Rooffied 0ral Sex??

Seriously WTF!!!

Do you really want to get me started on YOUR tag smallz...come on now. Call me whatever you want to or just call me Tony...its a lot easier. I wasn't an online gamer when I made my tag and it isn't worth the hassle of changing it now.

No love for me? Guess that what I get for high jacking a thread......

STPR06 wrote:

smallz wrote:

carlmuir wrote:

JxVegas702 wrote:

I love you too pro.

And here I call him STP....

Ya what the hell STPR06 is your name supposed to be

I initially thought Straight Pro and you created it in 06, maybe St. Pro like your so Pro its saint like, Stop Rosix?? Scott Taylor Pro 06?? Sexual Transvestite Possibly Rooffied 0ral Sex??

Seriously WTF!!!

Do you really want to get me started on YOUR tag smallz...come on now. Call me whatever you want to or just call me Tony...its a lot easier. I wasn't an online gamer when I made my tag and it isn't worth the hassle of changing it now.

Fair enough, I am sure I have heard them all, I have spent my whole life with it. I just never could decode your tag and I guess its going to stay that way.

Sorry hop it looks like carl was the successful hijacker on this one.

smallz wrote:

STPR06 wrote:

smallz wrote:

carlmuir wrote:

JxVegas702 wrote:

I love you too pro.

And here I call him STP....

Ya what the hell STPR06 is your name supposed to be

I initially thought Straight Pro and you created it in 06, maybe St. Pro like your so Pro its saint like, Stop Rosix?? Scott Taylor Pro 06?? Sexual Transvestite Possibly Rooffied 0ral Sex??

Seriously WTF!!!

Do you really want to get me started on YOUR tag smallz...come on now. Call me whatever you want to or just call me Tony...its a lot easier. I wasn't an online gamer when I made my tag and it isn't worth the hassle of changing it now.

Fair enough, I am sure I have heard them all, I have spent my whole life with it. I just never could decode your tag and I guess its going to stay that way.

Sorry hop it looks like carl was the successful hijacker on this one.

Damn, foiled again!!!!

smallz wrote:

STPR06 wrote:

smallz wrote:

carlmuir wrote:

JxVegas702 wrote:

I love you too pro.

And here I call him STP....

Ya what the hell STPR06 is your name supposed to be

I initially thought Straight Pro and you created it in 06, maybe St. Pro like your so Pro its saint like, Stop Rosix?? Scott Taylor Pro 06?? Sexual Transvestite Possibly Rooffied 0ral Sex??

Seriously WTF!!!

Do you really want to get me started on YOUR tag smallz...come on now. Call me whatever you want to or just call me Tony...its a lot easier. I wasn't an online gamer when I made my tag and it isn't worth the hassle of changing it now.

Fair enough, I am sure I have heard them all, I have spent my whole life with it. I just never could decode your tag and I guess its going to stay that way.

Sorry hop it looks like carl was the successful hijacker on this one.

STPR= Stopper (soccer position up until 2 years ago) 06= Soccer Number. So most guys in the clan call me PRO...some call me STP...I dont care and respond to everything.

mwhop78 wrote:

No love for me? Guess that what I get for high jacking a thread......

Love you too Hop

I know, cause lord knows I call u all kinds of bad names and u never fail to respond. And thanks for the love. I was starting to feel a little unwanted. I had my suicide note all typed up and was about to paste it onto a new thread. U saved my gaming life.

STPR06 wrote:

STPR= Stopper (soccer position up until 2 years ago) 06= Soccer Number. So most guys in the clan call me PRO...some call me STP...I dont care and respond to everything.

+1
Dammit I was going to write stepper and stopper but I didn't and then it just spiraled into transvestite oral sex like everything in my life does.

BTW, I just want to say I agree and feel the same way wholeheartedly as the initial post in this topic Tony, I am just so easily distracted.

**hugs for Hop**

mwhop78 wrote:

I know, cause lord knows I call u all kinds of bad names and u never fail to respond. And thanks for the love. I was starting to feel a little unwanted. I had my suicide note all typed up and was about to paste it onto a new thread. U saved my gaming life.

Dammit, we were so close to getting Hop to rage quit the clan. And for whatever reason when I see STPR06 I always think STPR = Stripper 06 so I tend to call you Stripper when we play. You don't respond, granted we haven't been able to play very much together.

BigDaddyN8 wrote:

mwhop78 wrote:

I know, cause lord knows I call u all kinds of bad names and u never fail to respond. And thanks for the love. I was starting to feel a little unwanted. I had my suicide note all typed up and was about to paste it onto a new thread. U saved my gaming life.

Dammit, we were so close to getting Hop to rage quit the clan. And for whatever reason when I see STPR06 I always think STPR = Stripper 06 so I tend to call you Stripper when we play. You don't respond, granted we haven't been able to play very much together.

Why do u always seem to be trying to get me to rage quit the clan? It seems to be a running trend with u.

mwhop78 wrote:

Why do u always seem to be trying to get me to rage quit the clan? It seems to be a running trend with u.

It is likely the military trained him to smell, yes smell, emotional instability and then do the 23 subtle things necessary so the said person being smelled goes over the edge in a terrible and spectacular way.

Hmmm, Well I for some reason thought of it as Sit Rep Pro for some reason that is not based on any real evidence. The Stopper reference, while accurate, is unsatisfying. Make me think of a bath tub stopper, which is not very...noble. I think smallz tranny stripper reference is more >30<.

On second thought I will force myself past the Bathtub imagery.

Winicott1001 wrote:

I think smallz tranny stripper reference is more >30<.

On second thought I will force myself past the Bathtub imagery.

If you want to go to the tranny stripper side that is on you. I can assure you that it would not be a pretty site

Winicott1001 wrote:

mwhop78 wrote:

Why do u always seem to be trying to get me to rage quit the clan? It seems to be a running trend with u.

It is likely the military trained him to smell, yes smell, emotional instability and then do the 23 subtle things necessary so the said person being smelled goes over the edge in a terrible and spectacular way.

Hmmm, Well I for some reason thought of it as Sit Rep Pro for some reason that is not based on any real evidence. The Stopper reference, while accurate, is unsatisfying. Make me think of a bath tub stopper, which is not very...noble. I think smallz tranny stripper reference is more >30<.

On second thought I will force myself past the Bathtub imagery.

Wait a sec, I am not emotionally unstable and I do not care to be smelled by N8. Oddly enough though, if he did smell me it would probably make me emotional unstable. That's kinda a catch 22 huh?

Yup. All firefighters are mentally and emotionally unstable. They have to be in order to do the job they do. It shouldn't take much to make you snap. You'll probably just drive into a chic-fil-A and try to commit suicide by eating yourself to death.

I think Tuesday night I could only get out ST before I was dead

You're welcome, Stripper. And those were my care packages you jacked, dick.

When I used to play MWF, depending on my drink of choice that night, I would either be friendly and accommodating or grouchy and irritable. I must have been drinking the BL Platinum that night...happy juice. Be glad it wasn't a gin night.



In all seriousness, I always felt like a shepherd rounding up lost sheep we found embedded with the randumbs. I've recruited many solid members that way.