Blackspartan Crazy life- Shower time

So today I took the day off and slept in to about 9:30am. So after waking up and sitting on my thinking seat for about 30 minutes and checking facebook, the 30 forum, Instagram, and emails I decided to get up and brush my teeth. Then from there I turned on Pandora and put on some bluegrass and jump in the shower. So I am in the shower and facing the wall so I don't get water in my face (cause I don't want to drown) I washed my face and began to wash my man parts. I look down and I see what looks like a brown/blackish turd. So I am like holy shit something came out of my ass and I didn't feel it. I get closer to it and I see eyes. Now I don't have my glasses on cause I am in the shower and after getting a little closer I see it is a big ass frog. So after realizing it I jump back and begin to scream like a 5 year old girl lucky I was the only one home. I even pinched myself because I thought I was dreaming. So instead of getting out and handling the frog I continue but I was starring at the frog and he was staring at me. We had eye contact the whole time and it was just horrible. I had a mini panic attack in the shower and then the damn frog started to jump my way. So I yelled (or scream like a little girl) and was freaking out. I began to scrub my booty a little faster rinsed off and jump my happy ass out of the shower. When I came back I couldnt find the frog. Looked around he had hopped up to the soap dish. I captured the bastard ran outside in my underwear and set it free.

Now this was this morning and I am still freaking out. Dont laugh I am terrified from this day on of my shower. Why does this crazy shit happen to BlackSpartan?

Here is a picture of the frog

Ok, ok, ok, ok. There's just too much here to process as so many jokes are coming to mind so I will just start rattling them off.

#1 You forgot about checking Pinterest.

#2 Sooooo a frog fell out of your ass?

#3 Did you catch the frog with a frisbee?

Sat here read this and just really could not think of any comment to give

Sr Slampiece wrote:

#2 Sooooo a frog fell out of your ass?

Is a reverse reach-a-round warranted?

I think that frog only looks big because you were like an inch away when you took the photo. But yeah, I can see why you were traumatized.

I find this story very.... ribbiting

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So I am like holy shit something came out of my ass and I didn't feel it. I get closer to it and I see eyes.

I vote this... Quote of the day/week/year

Damn this one had me laughing. Hope I never have the same experience.

Thats the last time i go raving in a pond!

If you ever want to laugh your ass off, join a lobby with Spartan.... I had tears in my eyes last night....

HA HA HA! I thought I heard a loud scream all the way down here in Ft Lauderdale! Those damn things are in my back yard croaking all night long. I have to clean my damn pool every other day because for such small creatures they sure do lay a lot of eggs. Brother you better make sure your screens are secure to the windows with no holes in them.

My side hurts now, thanks for the laugh.

PMSL!

To much information.

I don't even know what to say here... lol. Great story? lol.