Signature Contest

Hello fellow 30 claners,

It came to my attention one day that I needed a custom signature. Some people had such good signatures (swollen camel, centurion) that I decided that I needed a signature too.
After much time sitting in front of my laptop pausing and playing sr slampieces instructional video on how to do a signature in gimp I was left with what you see at the bottom of this post. For some reason the ferret is retarded and cannot figure out how to get a cool signature.
Then it hit me! Have one of my friends help me! Then it hit me again! No-one likes you and you have no friends! So I said to myself, "you're going to have to bribe them".
So in honor of that line of thinking I open the first ever friedferretfeet custom signature contest. The rules are simple.
1.) Make a signature for the ferret
2.) Send ferret the signature.
3.) Vote for your favorite

And dont think there wont be prizes because brother, there will definitely be prizes. Starting from second place.
A crisp clean ten dollar bill (yes it is real), a fully functioning booklight with push button technology, a golf ball with a red stripe around it (great on salads!!), a fully functioning thermostat (just plug it into the wall and your set), a garage door opener (for when you feel like pressing a button, and who knows, if you ever find out where I live you can drive by and open my garage door in the middle of the night. Just kidding, I live in a cave. A bat-cave), and a red clothes pin (this one alone is worth winning).


For first place we have a crisp clean 20 dollar bill (yes its real), a four pack of smoke bombs (perfect for when the mother-in-law comes over), an fully functioning alarm clock (blue numbers for night vision and waking up on time.), one bottle of clam juice (good for sexy time with the wife!!!), and finally a four pack of mini tabasco bottles (good for sexy time with the girlfriend!!!!).



And also included with the top three signatures is a personally autographed picture of the ferret in a halloween shirt.




After everyone who wishes to participate sends in their custom ferret signature I will post them to the forum for everyone to vote on. The winning signature will become ferrets signature from then on (god help me). Prizes will be paid out after the voting has ended and the winners picked.


Good luck and Merry Christmas.

Mav, please help this critter out.

FightingOkra75 wrote:

Mav, please help this critter out.

Yes. And Hurry.   

mav do help him and make it as mean as you can... please... i mean really mean

I would like to participate as I ran out of smoke bombs trying to make a brisket in a 5 gallon bucket last summer.

Aww man, that red clothes pin would look great next to my complete set of state souvenir spoons.

Yes twitch I hate to have to upset my souvenir spoons but sometimes you have to pull out the big guns if you want to get something better.

Here are some images I found online you can swap out for a signature depending on your mood.

I'll goof with the letters later tonight and resize it.

That's some funny shit Ferret, great idear ya got there! You've got some massive cojones entrusting your sig to this crew, way to take the plunge!

Im down for this the tabasco is calling my name

I'll PM you my address, lol.

Twitchy wins! LMFAO

Here's my submission:

I like the "penis" font.... it adds class...

Or

Yes. Let's keep it classy people. Jeesh.

HandJobz4Ammo wrote:

Yes. Let's keep it classy people. Jeesh.

Are you still here??? why have you not been kicked out yet?

I hate your face as much as Criptic Wolf.

Sr Slampiece wrote:

Here's my submission:

we all know your a big dick slam, but i would have thought you had some balls

WTF??????? Clam juice??? Is that from a Japanese vending machine with a brief bio on the old lady who donated it?