Wife's gone for weekend and we dont' have kids yet

I plan on cursing at MW3 while wallowing in video game laziness. With an occasional break for alcohol and Five Guys cheeseburgers.

Now that I'm in the Elite Clan I plan on hopping aboard to contribute (and gain) more MW3 goodies, so i'll look around for fellow clannies. I also tend to shut my mic off most games so I don't feel guilty about my non-stop bitching. I will however flick it on if, for example, I see someone swimming in midair on Hardhat.

I'll save you time though, and give a call out that can be applied at any moment: "Hey _____, there's someone behind you!"

You lucky bastard. I need a good veg-out MW3 weekend. 3 kids doesn't allow for that unfortunately.

I recommend no shaving/showering just for good measure.

Lucky, no kids here, but wife looks down on my couching out. Funny thing is, she went to art institute of Pittsburgh for video game design and even applied at Treyarch years ago! You think shed love video games, nope!

Anyway, I do recommend changing your draws though, don't want to get monkey butt!

Just in case http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

Trackies and a zip-up hoodie and no shaving until Monday. I might actually grow my beard back now that the weather is suitably cooler.

Now, if only my recliner I ordered two months ago would get here!

I will be on the other end of that spectrum... I start a week's vacation this evening but I'm booked with honey-do's until PERHAPS Sunday afternoon. Then off to Mizzou on Wed-Fri for Thanksgiving. I will fall further and further down the rankings (although it's not too far of a drop, really). Elite says it will take me 1.2 months to Prestige at my current rate. Ugh.

I had an hour and half last night but the freakin' PSN was down for maintenance.