Band Names

My buddy and I sometimes throw around euphemisms for private parts and have some real gems that may work for a metal band:

Lady parts:
Fuzzy Lap Flounders
Whisker Biscuits
Vertical Tacos

Or howabout

Cornholes:
Pink Starfish
Balloon Knots

Or maybe

Excessively Large Labia:
Beef Curtains
Jerky Drapes
Lox Lips

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FPT (Flannel Plaid Takeover)

Over30Band!

simple, yet effective.

That list is from a radio show here in Bugaha. If there is a news story and something like that in there they always go, Is that a band name? or a sex act?
sometimes they are hilarious, i like Bustop Panhandlers thats pretty funny, only because i remember the new story they were talking about.

dont wanna take this off topic too much, but here is the list of Unspeakable Sex Acts by that radio show

http://www.tntradioempire.com/links/86442587.html

This list is useless without descriptions! C'mon rif, deliver!

Well if I was going to play it safe I would go with Becks Over30Band.
But of th all the names I like FBD's "Whisker Biscuits"

How about tube steak take over? Too long?

Dick Bong

Jorge Garcia and his All-Star Junkys

Smeggbottom Boyz

Fromunda cheese

Harry Pooper vs Dildo Baggins

Our drummer suggests a new name for the band at every practice. Sometimes I think he just wants to assert dominance over the band in some way. Drummers are like that sometimes. I think it stems from the fact that the drummer is always in the back. At any rate, please note that I will be harvesting this thread of yours for possible names to counter his suggestions. First one to claim one of these names gets to keep it. Deal?

Also: I always liked the name "mortar" because of one of it's meanings destroys, and the other helps create. Unfortunately, someone got there first.

My drummer is not assertive at all.. he likes being in the background. My rhythm guitarist does though.

Rif: Yeah I caved on not putting this thread up, and no one compared us to Tool, because as you said, can't be done. They said the way we structure our songs reminded them of Tool.

Most of the names coming up are funny, but I wouldn't stand in front of people and say that was our name.

There are a few good ones though. Keep 'em coming. Right now our top choices are:

iHate
DarkkerDaze
Mistaken For Legion

Bear Attack ( I combined 2 band names, bear vs shark and plan of attack)
Face Melter ( kinda cheesy, unless your rifs melt faces of course)
Slugfest ( I think this is taken already maybe?, sounds familiar)
???? Brigade ( fill in the question marks with a word that fits)
Human Mower ( probably not, unless you're death metal. Also what I call myself when running the M60)
Triple Cap ( oh yeah)
Takin Names ( This has to be taken, good hardcore band name)
See I suck at this

Mind Blender
M.I.A. (mentally insane assholes)
Tuckus
Lucretia's revenge

M.I.A. is already taken...love that chick

Chains of the abyss.

Sorry Death Threat I think "I Suck" is already taken by Fran

He is a list of not taken band names not taken.

http://www.amiright.com/names/cool/

Like the
The Annihilators
Egnaro

kick to the skull (KTTS)
Mayhem in the third
Bleed to death
Vertex
Vortex

Burnt Alive
Your name here

Paradox
Vertigo

Blood Bucket

Blood Red Sky