swimming pool...above ground....got questions

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BigDaddyN8 wrote:

But momma says the Devil lives in Michigan so that is working against this deal. Do I get to live in an apartment above the garage like Kirk Cameron in the last season of Growing Pains?

Only if your roommate is Boner

BigDaddyN8 wrote:

Sweet. Please advise the children that they have to know the challenge/password to approach the tree fort and that the code changes every 24 hours. I would hate to see one of them wander into a homemade snare/punjii pit/minefield/razorwire etc....


PS. do you have adequate fields of fire surrounding said tree fort or will I have to bring a canister of agent orange?

Perfect. I need to teach this kids about encryption and rotating passwords. THis will be a great opportunity for them.

There are open fields of fire around the fort. From the elevate location it provides you should have no problem defending the area from all threats, both real and imagined. Put the bodies in the garden where they will help the soil quality.

The neighbor across the street I am pretty sure is into the Michigan Militia scene, so he has that flank covered...

As an added bonus I will teach your children how to make homeade explosives, improvised explosive devices, defuse and disarm bombs, jam signals and FM communications of local law enforcement and Fire depts, and as a special one time offer how to kill a man with 3 rubber bands, 2 if he is sleeping. Imagine the phone calls you will get after they go to show and tell at school.

I don't think a legitimate defense to the ensuing lawsuits will be, "A scary man living in the tree in my backyard taught my kids all this. It wasn't me."