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| What tastes best? | | A smooth cigar | | 8% | [ 3 ] | | A cold beer | | 14% | [ 5 ] | | Freedom | | 14% | [ 5 ] | | Liquorice | | 3% | [ 1 ] | | Liquor with ice | | 14% | [ 5 ] | | Uhm, boobs. | | 49% | [ 18 ] |
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|  Subject: It's a girl!  Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:12 pm | |
| I got the news yesterday that my wife's next child will be a girl! This is my third (and last, most likely) child. My firstborn was a girl and she's now eight and the second one was a boy, who's now three. My wife already traded her car for a minivan a couple mos ago. Anyway, the due date is January 14th. I'd pass out cigars, but I don't have any, so I'll include a stupid poll instead. Everyone likes stupid polls. |
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:15 pm | |
| Congratulations!!! Kinda surprised lactating boob wasn't an option though |
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Repo_Dog
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Location : central IL
| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:17 pm | |
| congrats dude just sent my oldest to college last week !
start saving it will be really high in 18 years 0r 12 for the first one! | |
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Doamne01
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Age : 51
Location : California
| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:17 pm | |
| Congratulations, Cheetos! Being a daddy of two girls is far scarier than one. By the way, I've seen both of my sisters go through it with their girls, between the ages of 12 and 18 girls are impossible. My advice is to thoroughly enjoy their company until then. | |
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Repo_Dog
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Age : 56
Location : central IL
| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:17 pm | |
| - SlyPeeler wrote:
- Congratulations!!! Kinda surprised lactating boob wasn't an option though
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walldoggy
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Age : 52
Location : Southern California
| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:35 pm | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:46 pm | |
| Congrats!!! Finally some good news today on here. I'm still waiting to conceive the first... Cold beer and boobs!
Last edited by OldSchoolNESfan on Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:15 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:48 pm | |
| - crushing_cheetos wrote:
- I got the news yesterday that my wife's next child will be a girl! This is my third (and last, most likely) child. My firstborn was a girl and she's now eight and the second one was a boy, who's now three. My wife already traded her car for a minivan a couple mos ago. Anyway, the due date is January 14th. I'd pass out cigars, but I don't have any, so I'll include a stupid poll instead. Everyone likes stupid polls.
Congratz bro |
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ninjesmurf
Posts : 1208
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Join date : 2012-04-29
Age : 46
Location : The Florida space coast
| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:52 pm | |
| Congrats I choose cold beer and boobies . | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:55 pm | |
| Sly: I tried to edit, but it wouldn't let me add it. Next time for sure.
Repo: not sure about your math, but thanks for the advice!
Doam: I will be sure to disown them both when they reach twelve. Jk, thanks to you too.
walldog: I've run out of thank yous. Fuck off. Haha jk, mad love fer wally.
Everyone after that: Thanks! This is the only time I get congratulated on penis performance and yes, it matters a lot to me. |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:20 pm | |
| Congratulations man I don't really have any funny or witty things to say but I am glad that you cleared up your erectile dysfunction issue. |
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Severed Digits
Posts : 707
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Age : 43
Location : Everywhere
| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:22 pm | |
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mwhop78
Posts : 2023
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Join date : 2012-01-23
Age : 45
Location : Baton Rouge, Louisiana
| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:30 pm | |
|  Congrats man, kids are wonderful and the best thing to ever add to ones life's. But oddly enough, they can be the scariest. Good luck with the two girls. Hopefully ur son will help watch over his sisters. God I'm glad both mine r boys. I just gotta teach them to treat women with respect and to wrap their tool. | |
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:40 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:58 pm | |
| - mwhop78 wrote:
- Congrats man, kids are wonderful and the best thing to ever add to ones life's. But oddly enough, they can be the scariest. Good luck with the two girls. Hopefully ur son will help watch over his sisters. God I'm glad both mine r boys. I just gotta teach them to treat women with respect and to wrap their tool.
I'm sorry to hear that they both share the same penis.. it will probably be awkward when they hit puberty. Jk, you're right, pregnancies can be the scariest times. My wife is constantly reminding that this is all my fault and I can do little to dispute her claim. We all know that even when we're right, disputes with women don't go well, so it's best to avoid them altogether. I'm not sure my son will watch over his sisters, since the one one he has now beats him up all the time, but I'm sure he'll be on guard for the next one. He needs to get tough if he's ever going to become a star NFL quarterback so that his parents can be rich. d7: Rofl. I'm surprised you can even spell that. I'm finishing up a siding job in Ashland, real close. If you want, I'll come by and show you that I don't have ED. Lulz |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:08 pm | |
| Congrats Brother! Hope all go's well and will be thinking of you, the wife and the kids! |
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:28 pm | |
| Congrats my friend!!!!! Oh, and by the way. I voted for licorice and boobs because well, the licorice fits so nicely between the boobs  |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 9:47 pm | |
| Congrats Cheetos! Two girls of my own and they make me pull my hair out |
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:22 pm | |
| Congrats bro... I hope all goes well. |
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:38 pm | |
| Grats Cheetos, Yer mah boy blue! |
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:47 pm | |
| Congrats on the Cheeto. Just think she is about the size of a cheeto now. |
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:50 am | |
| Congrats Cheetos! That is great news. |
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:53 am | |
| Absolutely Congrats Cheetos!!! |
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:32 pm | |
| CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO HOO!!!! A GIRL!!! So sweet and precious! I am very happy for your family! <3 |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: It's a girl! Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:32 pm | |
| ps. Voted boobs bc I do not drink or smoke cigars. |
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