The hot chick in the new Black Ops trailer.....

...is iJustine in case anyone was wondering.

I would let her eat crackers in my bed.

Would your wife let her eat crackers in your bed?

Probably not since she would be the one who would have to vacuum up the crumbs.

"crackers" really? you couldn't have picked a worse euphemism for butthole

ImGoodIfYouSuck wrote:

"crackers" really? you couldn't have picked a worse euphemism for butthole

You are a cracker.

There are multiple theories of the etymology of "cracker", most dating its origin to the 18th century or earlier. One theory holds that slaver foremen in the antebellum South used bullwhips to discipline African slaves, with such use of the whip being described as 'cracking the whip'.

The white foremen who cracked these whips thus became known as "crackers".
They are called by the town's-people, "Crackers," from the frequency with which they crack their large whips, as if they derived a peculiar pleasure from the sound".

So, GoodSuck, Slam is calling you a slave owner or, at the very least, a foreman of slaves...

I was trying to get Slam to just spell out that he was actually calling you a butthole, but I'm afraid that the cracker reference that I used was a bit too racy (meaning slightly improper or indelicate; suggestive; risqué).

Doamne01, you are a cracker, in the butthole sense.

she'd need to be eating so I wouldn't have to listen to that fucking nails on chalkboard voice...CHRIST fucking post whore

Sr Slampiece wrote:

Doamne01, you are a cracker, in the butthole sense.

Slam, if what my mother told me can be believed, that "you are what you eat," then I guess that I can't deny it. Because, as my wife will tell you, I do love me some butt-
er crackers, especially with a little creamy peanut butter (crunchy is only for sandwiches.)

Then again, my mom also used to say that if I kept making faces that my face would stick that way. And, as you can see, she was wrong on that one...

This is my Senior Photo:

Very hot.

iJustine is Super HOT, but I want to know who the girl is on the horse is. ;o)

Doamne01 aka Cracker , Great picture. I watch american horror story and that girl creeps me out! lol Nice find!

jonasu25 wrote:

iJustine is Super HOT, but I want to know who the girl is on the horse is. ;o)

Doamne01 aka Cracker , Great picture. I watch american horror story and that girl creeps me out! lol Nice find!

I'd let the American Horror Story chick eat crackers in my bed too. I bet she's freaky inside and out!

Doamne01 wrote:

Sr Slampiece wrote:

Doamne01, you are a cracker, in the butthole sense.

Slam, if what my mother told me can be believed, that "you are what you eat," then I guess that I can't deny it. Because, as my wife will tell you, I do love me some butt-
er crackers, especially with a little creamy peanut butter (crunchy is only for sandwiches.)

Then again, my mom also used to say that if I kept making faces that my face would stick that way. And, as you can see, she was wrong on that one...

This is my Senior Photo:

LOL!!

Doamne01.....please, please, please change your gamertag to Cracker