I think this describes all of us at some point...

You forgot campers with thermal sights on grossly overpowered guns...

...and you forgot wife sending a text message about something insignificant compared to the game at hand.

...and you forgot the terrible team of noobs you got stuck with.

... and quick scoping

....and your children/wife/girlfriend yapping in your ear or walking in front of the screen!

I blame #FuYellow

...and your kids walking up and trying to talk to you while you play.

walldoggy wrote:

...and your kids walking up and trying to talk to you while you play.

Then climbing in your lap and putting their face right in front of yours, completely blocking all view of the TV, when you don't give them all of your attention. I don't even try when my 3 year old is awake anymore.

Waynard_ wrote:

walldoggy wrote:

...and your kids walking up and trying to talk to you while you play.

Then climbing in your lap and putting their face right in front of yours, completely blocking all view of the TV, when you don't give them all of your attention.  I don't even try when my 3 year old is awake anymore.

"dad, I help you" famous words from my 2yr old

I generally don't play when my kids are awake.  That's why I'm on Late Night, after they go to bed.  Recently, I decided to get in a couple games during the day while my wife was out with the little one and I was with the older one.  She's four.  As I started playing, we had this conversation.  Mind you, she was right next to my microphone, so everyone heard what she was saying:

Daughter: "Who are you talking to?"
Me: "Just some of my friends."
Daughter: "Who?"
Me: "Some weird guys on the internet"

Got some laughs from the party.  Then... back to the game.

Me: "There's a camper in the building by A."
Daughter: "There's a camper?"
Me: "Yeah, we don't like campers."
Daughter: "Why not?  I want to go camping..."

I could not answer this as everyone started busting up.

walldoggy wrote:

I generally don't play when my kids are awake.  That's why I'm on Late Night, after they go to bed.  Recently, I decided to get in a couple games during the day while my wife was out with the little one and I was with the older one.  She's four.  As I started playing, we had this conversation.  Mind you, she was right next to my microphone, so everyone heard what she was saying:

Daughter: "Who are you talking to?"
Me: "Just some of my friends."
Daughter: "Who?"
Me: "Some weird guys on the internet"

Got some laughs from the party.  Then... back to the game.

Me: "There's a camper in the building by A."
Daughter: "There's a camper?"
Me: "Yeah, we don't like campers."
Daughter: "Why not?  I want to go camping..."

I could not answer this as everyone started busting up.

This is awesome.   

Spartan Runnerr wrote:

I blame #FuYellow

Damn Right. I am the root cause of all issues that arise within the 30's.

#FUSHITSTIRRERYELLOW

...I blame myself for not doing enough pre-game finger push ups.

Come on ladies, pull it together!

Best thread ever! This is hilarious! Try having a high school kid you have to share your PS4 with.

"Dad! When's it my turn?!"

I think I liked it better when he was two and all you had to do was give him the second controller that wasn't plugged in.

"Good job buddy! You're doing great!"

Just doesn't work anymore. LOL

It's because I grabbed the "bad" controller that the kids messed up.