Noobs...

I was just thinking of all the little and grownup noobs who will be getting this game for the holidays.

Should be some good times and I'm sure the >30< crew can break these guys and gals in the proper way.

*wini licks lips in anticipation*

Sounds like there will be a new infusion of low hanging fruit...

Christmas n00b slaughter commences in T-10 days.

Be very, very careful of underestimating the enemy. The ones that don't have the game yet are the ones who couldn't run out and buy it themselves. This means they aren't old enough to have a job or drive. While there will be many new accounts of Christmas morning they will all be young kids with fine eyesight and lightening quick reflexes. Add in the fact that they have probably been playing the game at a friends house for the last month and have good knowledge of the maps. This will result in a bunch of prestige 1, rank 1 little bastards that know the maps and are quicker than me. I will still take joy in whuppin ass with the clan come Christmas morning.

Not all young kids have good eyesight. But if they have good eyesight, they should have good reflexes, assuming they have good hand-eye coordination.

[Edit: It would be way more fun to play against people with age-related macular degeneration.... most of them are 65+ and have poor central vision.]

I've been saving my Doritos XP for Christmas Noob Initiation

I was saving 9 hours but then the grind of the 70's got to me so I loaded it up. I remeber last year was ripe pickings for Christmas noobs just hope this year is a bumper crop.

oh how i love the holidays!

dont forget there is nothing worse than a corner camping noob tuber and the little terdlings that are the millions of "kids" who will be playing come christmas will exploit all the shit we hate.

camping
shotguns, im guilty of this
akimbo fmg9s
type 95
head glitches
final stand
and oh how the quickscopers will start coming out the woodwork

i almost feel like the grinch now, all the who boys and girls with all there noise, noise, noise.....loud music and screaming into the mics.

but at least i can mute them and start owning the noobs, because for everyone one that is "good" there is an entire lobby of piss poor COD players.

happy hunting, i mean happy holidays

justyourhero wrote:

Not all young kids have good eyesight. But if they have good eyesight, they should have good reflexes, assuming they have good hand-eye coordination.

[Edit: It would be way more fun to play against people with age-related macular degeneration.... most of them are 65+ and have poor central vision.]

I checked and I couldn't find an over 65 clan to tease into a lobby with fiber supplements.

Got my "free candy" class all set up.

I didn't start playing blops multiplayer until feb last year...so I'm looking forward to my first experience of x-mas noob ownage...

hoffyguns wrote:

I didn't start playing blops multiplayer until feb last year...so I'm looking forward to my first experience of x-mas noob ownage...

Same here...just hoping (as twisted as this sounds) that my mother-in-law comes to our house for Christmas so she can entertain the wife and go to the horse barn with her that day....I can't go to the barn...I gotta cook the turkey...and own some noobs with the x30x....

Ooops, I thought the title said "boobs..."



Nothing to see here.



Pwning Christmas noobs should still be a good time though.

Beck...when are we gonna get a party of DOOM players with Strikers and Grenade Launchers.

All I want for Christmas are some noobs to slaughter. N8 brought up an excellent point though, half the level 1's will be easy pickins, the other half, look out!

The absolute best is when the kiddy's have to play split screen with their little brothers. As long as their not on my team!

Which is the beauty of having this clan to stack one side of the lobby.

My thumbs ache just thinking about it.

Oh yeah, split screeners galore!

RPGs, strikers, and tubes.....oh my!

Manic I'm ready whenever you are, just as long as N8 brings his riot shield to the party....fun for HQ!

let the >30< feast and pad our stats!.....lmao

Funny you should mention this as I too have been thinking about all those MW3's that will be opened on that day. Toyed with the idea of reaching 80 again before Christmas and putting off starting the next prestige while I enjoy the hunt for a few days.

And can't wait for the dang PS3 mic patch! I'll be getting a new headset and tossing my bluetooth to take full advantage of it.

im trying to get to 80 again before christmas so i can prestige and start ranking up even faster with all the christmas noobs, and whats better is that im off for 3 days after christmas to take full advantage