noobs unite

Just looking in this forum and there are no posts by noobs, this is noob central so why not. Anyone interested? I'm a noob still feeling things out, don't have alot of friends yet but I'm sure that will change. I know it's a touching story but what the hell let's break the ice on noob central and get know each other new to the clan better.

Easiest way to fill that F/L up is to just add a couple of >30<'s and go check their F/L and add some more, it also help's to check your elite roster or the normal playtime threads.

Don't be shy and just jump in parties even if they are full you'll usually get the next spot in the lobby or pointed into the direction of another lobby that needs to be filled.

Your in a clan full a good guy's, wierdo's and whatchyamacallit's..........either way your game experience is about to get much much better or at least more fun!



P.S when you add folks make sure to include your new either in another msg or on your profile.

Cheers.

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Your in a clan full a good guy's, wierdo's and whatchyamacallit's

And then you have Swollen

I'm a noob!

But I play on PS3, so I probably won't get a chance to play online with you

Cen, add me to your f/l, I'll be on tonight around 9:30 or so EST.

Yay!! Cenobia has 10 posts..


Welcome to the clan master!!

Another noob here. I've only managed to catch a couple of people online and only been able to play against them. I'll have to use the tips above to expand my F/L. Thanks!

SwollenCamel wrote:

Easiest way to fill that F/L up is to just add a couple of >30<'s and go check their F/L and add some more, it also help's to check your elite roster or the normal playtime threads.

Don't be shy and just jump in parties even if they are full you'll usually get the next spot in the lobby or pointed into the direction of another lobby that needs to be filled.

Your in a clan full a good guy's, wierdo's and whatchyamacallit's..........either way your game experience is about to get much much better or at least more fun!



P.S when you add folks make sure to include your new either in another msg or on your profile.

Cheers.

W R O N G !

Best way is to join the opposite team against some 30s, tomahawk them in the face then teabag them while screaming "YOU JUST GOT NOOBAGGED BITCH!!!"

That's how you do it.

Sr Slampiece wrote:

SwollenCamel wrote:

Easiest way to fill that F/L up is to just add a couple of >30<'s and go check their F/L and add some more, it also help's to check your elite roster or the normal playtime threads.

Don't be shy and just jump in parties even if they are full you'll usually get the next spot in the lobby or pointed into the direction of another lobby that needs to be filled.

Your in a clan full a good guy's, wierdo's and whatchyamacallit's..........either way your game experience is about to get much much better or at least more fun!



P.S when you add folks make sure to include your new either in another msg or on your profile.

Cheers.

W R O N G !

Best way is to join the opposite team against some 30s, tomahawk them in the face then teabag them while screaming "YOU JUST GOT NOOBAGGED BITCH!!!"

That's how you do it.

Priceless!

Sr Slampiece wrote:

SwollenCamel wrote:

Easiest way to fill that F/L up is to just add a couple of >30<'s and go check their F/L and add some more, it also help's to check your elite roster or the normal playtime threads.

Don't be shy and just jump in parties even if they are full you'll usually get the next spot in the lobby or pointed into the direction of another lobby that needs to be filled.

Your in a clan full a good guy's, wierdo's and whatchyamacallit's..........either way your game experience is about to get much much better or at least more fun!



P.S when you add folks make sure to include your new either in another msg or on your profile.

Cheers.

W R O N G !

Best way is to join the opposite team against some 30s, tomahawk them in the face then teabag them while screaming "YOU JUST GOT NOOBAGGED BITCH!!!"

That's how you do it.

Dammit! thats why no one wants to playi with me anymore!

Feel free to add me, getting a mike this week too.

Do you see a sign on the front of my house that says DEADNOOB-STORAGE ?
Yes, actually you do because killing Noobs IS my business.

Well, I am the ferret. I like to sit next to my fireplace curled up in a burlap blanket with a nice glass of chardonnay while playing blops2. I have a huge collection of toilet seats and when I am not playing with the 30 clan I am out and about collecting new toilet seats for my showroom.
I used to be in the secret service but the president did not like stopping to look for toilet seats as often as I did so I had to quit. I still play xbox with the president now and then(I cant tell you his gamertag, sorry secret service rules) He sucks but I still let him win. I like to stay at the bottom of the lobby leaderboards not because I suck but I dont want to make anyone feel inferior. So if anyone was wondering that is the reason for my poor playing skills.
I used to bite my toenails off but my mom put habanero sauce on my piggies and that helped me break the habit. I wonder if that could help smokers?
If I had a motto it would be "An indictment is not a conviction" My favorite color is burnt umber and my favorite food is vitamins and one time I accidentally glued my head to my shoulder.

Feel free to friend me anytime!!!!!!!

LoL ferret, your post is quite funny. I will send you a FR when I get home later. Im a noob here too so anyone feel free to add me!

friedferretfeet wrote:

Well, I am the ferret. I like to sit next to my fireplace curled up in a burlap blanket with a nice glass of chardonnay while playing blops2. I have a huge collection of toilet seats and when I am not playing with the 30 clan I am out and about collecting new toilet seats...

for horseshoes obviously,

Don't let ferret fool you. he is an actual rocket scientist. Like for real that is his job and he works for NASA. He is someone the bad guys kidnap in the movies.

Well that was obvious with the "Glued my head to my shoulder comment".

feel free to add me on ferret, and any of the new xboxers, though I won't be active for about another week.

TG Baller wrote:

Don't let ferret fool you. he is an actual rocket scientist. Like for real that is his job and he works for NASA. He is someone the bad guys kidnap in the movies.

With all the talk of secret service, NASA and kidnapping, it makes me wonder. Should Ferret ever be kidnapped, how would we know the real Ferret from an impostor Ferret???

I think we need an authentication code word only Ferret will know so we can distinguish kidnapping impostors! Like PurpleSasquatch or BuffaloBratwurst. Will the real FriedFerret please stand up, please stand up??

BTW Ferret, been meaning to ask, is that Yoda in a dog chain licking his lips??

Any noobs add me to your FL if you wish


Ferret may be deleted after raping me today with his thermal sniping class.

I think the best way to authenticate that it is actually me is a code phrase. If ever you are on line and it seems like there might be an imposter posing as me, you should ask the question "Do kangaroos like mustard on their corndogs?" and which I will reply "only if kwanzaa lands on a friday" If I dont reply to the challenge question correctly then you can be assured that there is someone else playing other than me and therefore should not be trusted.

And TripleAce that picture is actally of me, please dont make fun of my appearance. I am very sensitive about it.

So many new guys last week or so I been trying to add and get people in parties. I deleted people who I havnt seen online in a while but after adding a few new ones I am full again. I am going to try to find a few more to delete tonight. But my list now is pretty much people who play.

All you new guys on Xbox find the current active players thread that winners keeps up and friend request people on that list. I will bump that thread to get it back in the scroll. I will also try to make some room for a few more on my list.

You can Always add me and Invite me. I am not one to go out and invite people because I do not know if they have room or whatever. I am not one to just jump into a party and say whatsup. So if you are playing, just like IronMike did last night. he invited me and it was better then just playing alone.

friedferretfeet & ThePurpleDongle F/R set

Does anyone on this site play on PS3? Invite a noob already!!

noob here. still trying to find players for some BF3