I'm bored

i have the day off work , and havent a clue what to do......
does anyone have any ideas on the best way to pass the day, at least until 5:00 pm when the wife gets home....
would be good to have all evidence put away prior to that.
i'm also open to experimenting , so i'm expecting some kind of idea from Manic.
i'll follow this thread thru the day, and let you know how things go.....at least till 5:00 pm

Watch a terribly cheesy movie on SciFi channel.

Sit back and lament on the time passed when SyFy Channel actually was outstanding...maybe do it while holding a 1911 in one hand and a bottle of Jameson in the other...and remember to just where the camo underwear you've been saving for a "special" occasion.

Watch reruns of Mystery Science Theater 3000, go change the oil in the car, Plan the perfect crime, clean out the garage, masturbate furiously, Collect all your old clothes and take them to Goodwill, Find a seedy undergound cock-fighting ring and go make some bets, etc. etc. I am sure you can do one or all of the above.

Sleep. Sweet, sweet, sleep. Something I never get enough of with 3 kids and a dog.

Well, masturbate furiously, THEN sleep.

go on youporn...

fuck YouPorn

.....

xhamster.com

or

tubegalore.com

Rank up on BF3.

Tear up the carpet in the basement.

You are a real mason right? I think you should build a real Brick Shithouse.

Crush up all the Wellbutrin in the house and take the bottle all at one time. The seratonin dump is hallucinigenic. The next day I understand it wull feel like God is personally shitting on your soul... but you only asked about today. Tomorrow is your problem

Start working out.

Go shooting

Learn Oragami

Give yourself a tattoo.

Spend 20 minutes to try to think of something more gross and perverse than Manic.

Enjoy yor day off Mason!

or

Attempt to understand the complex relationship between Winni and Manic

Or, I know this is controversial, but it helps sometimes. Go out into the world.

It's highly over-rated, Vegas...

I know right.

Start stretching and keep working at it all day to make yourself flexible enough to give yourself a blowjob.

Succeed and when the wife gets home get snowballing.

Jezus...I just threw up in my mouth a bit...very descriptive fran...

At least he wouldnt be bored FBD.

One less thing the wife will need to do on his birthday too.

True. If I was that flexible I wouldn't need her around at all! Well, maybe to take care of the brood...

boobs!

well i didnt have any camo underwear......so i used my charlie brown boxers.

i wore those while watching maury this morning while eating cheese

MANIC wrote:

fuck YouPorn

.....

xhamster.com

or

tubegalore.com

Fuck xhampster, XNXX is where it's at.

well all in all was a pretty decent day, tried almost all of your suggestions.....hell i even knocked a few outta the park
only thing the wife had to say was......who ate all the cheese

hmmmm...new porn sites...best thread of the week!

franread5 wrote:

Start stretching and keep working at it all day to make yourself flexible enough to give yourself a blowjob.

Succeed and when the wife gets home get snowballing.

What tha hell!? Ha Ha Ha!!!

When we told you to knock some out, we didn't mean at the park you sicko.

lilrif wrote:

When we told you to knock some out, we didn't mean at the park you sicko.

oops... my bad, sure was fun tho