if bored....

google the site, EMAILS FROM AN ASSHOLE....you will laugh. that is all.

Great site. Love reading those. That and the 411 scam the scammers pages.

The dishwasher emails still make me laugh my ass off...

Fuck, I am bored at work. Rif, got any other suggestions of good sites that are SFW.

lol good times.
Killed some time.
Cheers : )

Cracking

check out "Laughing at Ricers"

no offense to Ricer Fanboys in the clan

Ohh. I like the sound of that as I love making fun of ricers. All offense meant to ricers! And to clarify a ricer is that dipshit kid with the fart can and stick on wing who thinks his 200,000 mile 1.6L motor that has never been maintained can take me in my modified 5.7L hemi. I have great respect for Tuners and the insane HP/weight ratio they can coax out of a foreign car.

Agree N8, you summed it up perfectly! I gotta admit I'm into imports, always have been. Definitely not a ricer, and I love laughing at some of the riced out shit people do to their cars.

Oh and N8, don't forget all the stupid ass stickers they plaster everywhere! They add about 10 WHP per sticker!

So do ground effects and bodykits. Ohh, and anything that is held on with adhesive from the JC Wihtney catalog.

Haha, for sure. I still want a Nissan GTR, 530 HP, 488 ft/lbs torque, that things s beast! And at under 100k for something that can run the new vettes is a steal!

I am seriously considering making that my next car instead of a 392 SRT-8. Little more in the $ dept but a much better car. That and the CTS-V are in the running. Not sure if I can go to two doors though. Like having 4 doors to shove the kids in.

Yeah, those are all great choices also!

damnlol.com

I'm about to pay off my 2006 VW GTI, and I plan on keeping it another 140k miles (at 60k now).

But boy, someday i'd like to have a Stage III APR kit slapped on, boost that baby up to 365 hp and hit more country roads. The stock 200 is fun enough, but it's not meant to run with the big boys (STI, Evo, muscle cars). Handling, on the other hand, and this thing keeps up with the best luxury cars out there. I've gone through 35 mph turns doing 80 and the tires dont even squeal, then you hit the apex of the turn and shoot out of that thing like a rocket.

Most fun car I've ever had. Wouldn't mind a better exhaust note though. Too bad that costs money

Nice, I hear ya Jerry, would love to boost or supercharge mine. I just bought myself a race header, hope to get that on soon and see how mean it sounds. Just sucks nowadays with all the emissions crap. My county doesn't do emissions testing, so I think I can sneak by on that.
My buddy has a 2011 EVO X, that thing is niiice.

Evos and STI's are incredible machines, but their cost is so prohibitive (brand new, anyways). although, if I had the 38k to spend, i'd probably drive a luxury daily-driver like a 3 series or maybe a loaded up Mustang GT.

Here's a pretty good site

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/

If you have an iPhone these are pretty funny. Funny even if you don't. I have an email from a forward with some really good ones if you are interested PM me.

The site is www.damnyouautocorrect.com

Holy crap didn't see the post above mine. Lol

Haha, atleast you explained it, I just put the link.

DEATH-THREAT-HxC wrote:

Here's a pretty good site

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/

Had to stop looking at it since I was laughing too hard at work.

I can't open the site at work but if it's what I imagine, how's this for a good one:

I just finish a meeting with a client who happened to be black. I'm in my car and he sends me a text, to which I reply "thanks." Or so I thought. I get a text back from him that reads, "what do you mean by that?" So I reread what I sent him and it read, "Blacks".

Damn predictive text.

Haha yep FBD, that's it