my wife, the blonde (FNG from Houston)

before i say anything i gotta tell you the conversation me and my wife just had....

(true story, BTW)

so i tells my wife i got accepted by the clan, she's like "they know you black? don't be messing up my sheets, cutting holes in them....what if they find out where we live? you're so stupid! why you like messing with people! they gonna get you.....i hope they find yo' black ass and get you.....not me or the kids....JUST YOU! i like living......"

**sigh.....quietly walks into game room to play mw3**

anyway enough of her. what's up TEAMMATES!??!

32 Y/O from Houston, TX here ready to enlist and get the W's rolling! objective based player who might actually kill a few people on the other team if given the chance to. i joined this clan because i'm tired of playing kids who are only out for stats and k:d ratio. W's are what i want......hell even Eddy Curry big useless ass got a championship ring with the Heat this year and he didn't do squat on the court! not saying i won't do squat on the field, but i'll damn sure contribute you can bet that! anyway hit me up fellas i'm always on (hell i'm on right now, typing and getting kills at the same time!) and i'll be GLAD to help the team out to make this the best clan out there. and i promise, no sheets will be harmed in the process...

love your intro. welcome to the clan! are you on PS3 or Xbox? Go here....sorry mods, I beat ya to it...

https://over30clan.forumotion.com/t218-new-to-the-clan-here-s-what-to-do

welcome to the 30 dude

Welcome to the clan bro if your on xbox feel free to add me

Welcome to the clan. If you are on late nights on the PS3, maybe we'll see you with the Late Night West Coast crew.

Welcome to the clan. If you are on xbox feel free to add me. Gamertag is Priceless. Ill hook you up with a few W's

I'm all about the W! Welcome aboard and eddy curry is useless and a waste of a draft choice by my beloved Bulls!
And allow me to give you your first reach!

Fellow Houstonian, welcome!

Hey spyda, I like your story! Hope you like it here

hahahaha...funny stuff! Welcome to the crew...sounds like you will fit in well around here.

Sweet another texan lol

best intro so far man +1 from me...if your a PS3 guy add me up i love the kills but i love the win more.

Haha classic intro. Welcome to the 30's. If your on the ps side shoot me a friend request.

WOW.....You shall fit in just fine sir with that kinda humor!!! +1 to you and look for Reaver if ur on PS3...Welcome to a great FAMILY!

That is hilarious! some what reminds me of the time my wife *also blonde* told me the R.V in front of us with Alaska plates had to take a boat here as Alaska is an island.

Welcome to the clan and hope to see you out there.

Welcome sir, I swing both ways, er ah, play for both teams? No that's not right.

Ummm... I have both consoles yea that's it. Hit me up.

welcome abloard man! ha, like the story
if your ps3 im on nights hit me up ; jonesythekid

Welcome to the clan... err... I mean loosely affiliated group of like-minded gamers over 30.

welcome to the clan

Welcome to the clan man.

Ha welcome. I sense that we'll be hearing more funny shit about that special lady in your life!!

He's Xbox I just looked at his app again. Welcome.

spyda705 wrote:

**sigh.....quietly walks into game room to play mw3**

i'm really hoping you didn't explain the story to her...

ImGoodIfYouSuck wrote:

spyda705 wrote:

**sigh.....quietly walks into game room to play mw3**

i'm really hoping you didn't explain the story to her...

nah i TOTALLY left her hanging.....makes things more interesting...


oh yeah my bad i pulled a noob move and started posting crap without updating my profile. anyway it's updated now and i'm on xBox primarily, but i do have a ps3. i'll start adding those i can later on. i got a free weekend; no work so i'll be on EXCEPT for when my Texans CRUSH that team from the REAL city of "brotherly" love (or is it loving brothers?) SAN FRANCISCO!

Nice intro, welcome to the clan.