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Just got a PM from #$&@ %&#(@% (name hidden for privacy concerns) ... wanted to know about breakfast. Couldn't decide between McDonald's or Burger King.

He's eating McDonald's and fucking loving it!

I have an IPhone 5. You think I should upgrade to ios7 or not?

Should the toilet roll from over or under once placed in the toilet paper receptacle?

When I rub one out, should I use my right hand or left? Still not sure after all these years.

How do you tip a one legged lady boy midget with 2 nubs for hands for a angry behind the dumpster hand job?

What do you call a male ladybug?

It would suck to be a male lady bug.

Why is the girl using foul language in WallyD's sig?

Why do I see this thread going and going and going on for a long time.........wahahahaha

 

I watched the girl in the sig for about 10 mins straight earlier.

Why is Baller SO DAMN SEXY?????

Hubb why is GTA V online a fail?

Why is Slam making homoerotic comments about Baller?

Is it worth me getting the free samples or should I just say screw it and order the bottle of pills? My soon to be much larger than average penis awaits your response.

How did Ted get the beans above the frank?

Holy Shit .. you guys have a lot of time on your hands (gk daddio 65 - I don't want to know what's on your hands!)  OK ... I guess I asked for it so here goes ...


evandadda - got the iPhone 5 myself - go for the update.  If for nothing else the way your apps seem to float about the screen - can keep me busy for hours.

Dubious Baller - Definately over - I heard Oprah put it under (and I hate that bitch) so it's always over!

gk daddio 65 - I'm a righty ... so I use my right.  Left don't work for me ... seems like I'm cheating on my right.

YellowGeeHawd  - If I could find a one legged lady boy midget with 2 nubs who'd give me an angry behind the dumpster hand job ... I'd take her to Denny's for a Denver Omelet and put her up in my basement.  Then when I say to my buddies I've got a one legged lady boy midget with 2 nubs in my basement and they say I'm full of shit - I could bring her up and show them!

walldoggy - GAY!

gk daddio 65 - I don't know her name ... but what I'd like to do to her is illegal in 14 states!

Dubious Baller - You can go blind doing that!

Sr Slampiece - Baller is just a sexy bad-ass name that has a sexual innuendo ... how could he not be just that?

invisible843 - Give GTA5 some time.  Just like the first blow job a girl ever gives ... it only gets better over time!

xXx MiGs xXx - Slam & Baller ... both terms used sexually ... co-incidence ... I think NOT!

carlmuir - Stick with the free samples - they are a higher dosage.  They do this to suck you in.  HUGE GAINS during that five day trial ... then nothing.  Just use a different address each time (they won't send them to the same address)

NukeLaCoog - I don't have a clue who Ted is - but it sounds like he's got some mad skills. The only other guy I've EVER heard of making this happen is Chuck Norris.  But then ... Chuck can do anything!

gk daddio 65 wrote:

Why is the girl using foul language in WallyD's sig?

I just thought it was a funny gif. Like she was surprised at what came out of her dirty mouth. lol

I like the way this FNG thinks! Can you help analyze this pic? What is happening?

That is the girl from Walldoggy's signature!!! Milk ... it does a body good!

Dubious Baller wrote:

I watched the girl in the sig for about 10 mins straight earlier.

Looks like she's about to vomit at the end. Like it hit her throat and she sucked it back down.

xXx MiGs xXx wrote:

I like the way this FNG thinks! Can you help analyze this pic? What is happening?

Americans.............Your doing it wrong!

BUKKAKE!