You know when your addicted to online gaming when.....

1. You ask people to refer to you by your gamer tag.
2. Your wife ask for sex and you tell her not now, I need two more levels to reach 15th prestige.
3. You name your kids after perks.
4. You call your dick " noob tube" and your sack a "care package".
5. Every conversation begins with " I was playing black ops last night"
6. Your license plate says headshot.
7. Your dogs name is turtle beach.
8. Your wife says "talk dirty to me" and you tell her about your 25 kills and 5 caps in Dom last night.
9. You bust more than one nut during sex, you call it a kill streak.
10. You peak around corners before you enter a room.

+1 to you sir...thats some funny shit.

When you see any aircraft overhead you instinctively reach for a launcher to shoot it down...

You think police speed traps are unfair because you hate campers.
You threw out your old playboys to make room for your gameinformer mags.
You get caught giving yourself "slight of hand pro" with you head set on.
You sing the theme song from Black ops to put your kids too sleep.

fatbrowndog wrote:

When you see any aircraft overhead you instinctively reach for a launcher to shoot it down...

lol husband and I joke that small aircraft in the sky is an enemy spy plane

outlawgirl76 wrote:

fatbrowndog wrote:

When you see any aircraft overhead you instinctively reach for a launcher to shoot it down...

lol husband and I joke that small aircraft in the sky is an enemy spy plane

My kid does this too. Every time he sees a plane he yells spy plane.

Pretty simple, my wife tells me!

When you cut your own over time at work so you can get that extra hour of play in a night. I don't do that by the way!

When u tell youre mates you arent coming out cos you have a 'headache'.

When you wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat screaming "Fuck, I cant get it off!"

When you look forward to digging through a large recycling bin in order to collect discarded soda bottle caps for your clannies...

When you toss your bud a beer and say 'Care package inbound'

hahaha...that's pretty funny snow... +1 to you sir...

hoffyguns wrote:

When you look forward to digging through a large recycling bin in order to collect discarded soda bottle caps for your clannies...

That's hardcore bro!!..Dumpster divin for the homies!!

I am gonna +1 every post I see from you today!!!

Awesome

When you buy large amounts of pop & chips you dont really like just for 15 minutes of 2x XP.


The tase of Diet Mt Dew and MW3 will forever be linked in my brain.

When you use random computer parts at work and pretend they are a gun?

When you lay in bed at night and think about the maps, and think strategically...

When you send your wife to Sam's Wholesale to purchase a skid of Mt Dew and a skid Of Dorito's, and the manager asks,"Are you preparing for the Apocolipse?"

...when you DVR football games (your other deep passion) to fill commercial watching time with a few rounds of Dom.

When you refer to your balcony as Overwatch.