There isn't one. All we need to change this is for some hero to step forward and host it. I know at least one of us has a decent rig, unfortunately I am not that person. This whole thing kind of hinges on the assumption that several of us play minecraft, which may or may not be true. Anyway, is there anyone who wants to host this thing? I can offer you 15 servings of steaming nothing and 3.5 servings of gratitude in exchange.