This has got to be the quickest Ban Hammer in the history of the Over 30 Clan

This is taken driectly from a forum chat yesterday. Just for some context, when The1 says "Done" he means he banned him right then and there. Gone, bye, bye, See u never!!! Funny shit!!!

16:06:10] PunchedNose83 joined the chat on Tue May 15, 2012 4:06 pm
[16:06:39] PunchedNose83 : yo
[16:06:58] The1UrLookin4 joined the chat on Tue May 15, 2012 4:06 pm
[16:07:03] @ The1UrLookin4 : sup
[16:07:25] PunchedNose83 : you play black ops
[16:08:04] @ The1UrLookin4 : I play Mw3 but we still have some that play black ops regularly
[16:08:12] mwhop78 joined the chat on Tue May 15, 2012 4:08 pm
[16:08:22] @ The1UrLookin4 : hey hop
[16:08:36] mwhop78 : Hey 1, so we playing tonight vs 4gc's
[16:08:49] @ The1UrLookin4 : as far as I know
[16:09:13] mwhop78 : cool, My scuf controller is waiting on me at home
[16:09:24] @ The1UrLookin4 : tell me how you like it
[16:09:26] mwhop78 : debating if i should wait til after to try it out
[16:09:41] @ The1UrLookin4 : I just added control freaks to my controller and so far so good
[16:09:58] @ The1UrLookin4 : might
[16:10:00] mwhop78 : yeah, i'm gonna buy and add those to
[16:10:06] @ The1UrLookin4 : change will always throw you off
[16:10:13] mwhop78 : biZ has them on his scuf and he said its awesome
[16:10:26] mwhop78 : Hi punched nose!
[16:10:43] @ The1UrLookin4 : I bought 5 sets
[16:10:46] @ The1UrLookin4 : one for me
[16:11:00] @ The1UrLookin4 : one for JK on the Xbox and one for Reaver
[16:11:20] @ The1UrLookin4 : I have 2 to give away as prizes on the forums
[16:11:20] mwhop78 : I think I am gonna buy the 3 pack
[16:11:32] mwhop78 : try out a few different versions
[16:11:55] @ The1UrLookin4 : there is not much difference that I can tell
[16:12:04] @ The1UrLookin4 : I got the more expensive ones for me
[16:12:16] mwhop78 : Do they wear out?
[16:12:23] mwhop78 : I would guess they probably do
[16:12:30] @ The1UrLookin4 : I can now turn my sensitivity up to 5
[16:12:35] @ The1UrLookin4 : dunno
[16:12:46] PunchedNose83 : cool
[16:12:49] @ The1UrLookin4 : they just clip on the sticks
[16:12:53] mwhop78 : mines set on 7 for a while now
[16:12:57] mwhop78 : maybe too much
[16:13:00] PunchedNose83 : what you gamer tag
[16:13:09] mwhop78 : gonna see how i do with the scuf
[16:13:16] @ The1UrLookin4 : I couldnt play on anything other than 2 until I got the freaks
[16:13:27] mwhop78 : u PS3 or Xbox Punched?
[16:13:37] @ The1UrLookin4 : Punched are you Xbox or PS3?
[16:13:42] @ The1UrLookin4 : jinx
[16:14:02] mwhop78 : I turned mine up a long while back so I can turn faster and get the jump on people
[16:14:15] mwhop78 : I'll mail u a coke
[16:14:17] @ The1UrLookin4 : ps3 members are red and xbox guys are green
[16:14:18] mwhop78 : haha
[16:14:29] @ The1UrLookin4 : we are both PS3
[16:14:37] mwhop78 : both are blue
[16:15:05] PunchedNose83 : xbob
[16:15:07] mwhop78 : my psn is mwhop78
[16:15:09] PunchedNose83 : xbox
[16:15:25] @ The1UrLookin4 : how old are you?
[16:15:26] mwhop78 : We got some cool cats on the xbox side
[16:15:34] mwhop78 : wish some of them had PS3's
[16:16:00] @ The1UrLookin4 : I'm getting an Xbox soon
[16:16:00] mwhop78 : I'm gonna guess 28
[16:16:04] @ The1UrLookin4 : to play with them
[16:16:08] mwhop78 : maybe 29
[16:16:42] mwhop78 : I played Halo alot when I first started at fd but i really can't stand playing on xbox controller
[16:17:00] @ The1UrLookin4 : shouldn't be a problem either way
[16:17:02] mwhop78 : really the only reason I don't have both PS3 and Xbox
[16:17:23] mwhop78 : Punched doesn't talk much
[16:17:25] @ The1UrLookin4 : thought about getting it for the connect
[16:17:29] mwhop78 : haha
[16:17:39] @ The1UrLookin4 : probably forum surfing
[16:19:42] PunchedNose83 : im 15
[16:19:45] PunchedNose83 : why
[16:19:45] mwhop78 : Or talking a phone call like I just was
[16:19:57] mwhop78 : Ur 15?
[16:20:30] mwhop78 : https://over30clan.forumotion.com/f33-rules-to-live-by
[16:20:41] mwhop78 : Follow the link and read the rules
[16:20:46] mwhop78 : they say it all
[16:21:10] mwhop78 : https://over30clan.forumotion.com/t1000-forum-rules
[16:21:24] mwhop78 : Sorry, wrong link follow the second one
[16:24:07] @ The1UrLookin4 : This is the Over 30 Clan
[16:24:23] mwhop78 : I think he/her is reading the rules
[16:24:50] @ The1UrLookin4 : Not for kids or teenagers or people under the minimum age of 26
[16:25:10] mwhop78 : I think I hear the Ban Hammer in the distance
[16:26:17] @ The1UrLookin4 : done
[16:26:54] mwhop78 : awesome
[16:27:05] mwhop78 : thats some funny shit
[16:27:08] @ The1UrLookin4 : what makes people think that we will accept them into the Over 30 Clan if they are 15?
[16:27:24] @ The1UrLookin4 : use some comman sense
[16:27:41] mwhop78 : I think we put way to much faith in some people's children's readin ability
[16:27:50] mwhop78 : reading^^^
[16:27:55] mwhop78 : just saying
[16:31:43] @ The1UrLookin4 : yeah right
[16:32:38] mwhop78 : I'll catch u tonight, gotta wrap some stuff up here at work in the next 30 minutes
[16:32:55] mwhop78 : gotta get our 1v1 done sometime soon too.
[16:33:00] mwhop78 : Later

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Very Nice. Glad to see the rules are still being enforced. Tell him to try again in 2027 when we are playing BF18 and FutureWarefare 5

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BigDaddyN8 wrote:: Very Nice. Glad to see the rules are still being enforced. Tell him to try again in 2027 when we are playing BF18 and FutureWarefare 5

I wonder if they will be giving points and tracking stats for teabagging by then, I may not even have to squat for teabags by then.

No the quickest one was where I came back into the chat about ten minutes later and their was another new guy in there that said...

"but you let my friend punched in" Which was the guy that I just banned so I banned him also.

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hahahahaha! good stuff...

So u broke the record twice in one day. I think we need to go back and see what the wind speed was yesterday. This had to be wind assisted records. Very Happy

mwhop78 wrote:: So u broke the record twice in one day. I think we need to go back and see what the wind speed was yesterday. This had to be wind assisted records.

African or European swallow?

lol nice work. Keep those kids out!

[11:30:39] The1UrLookin4 joined the chat on Wed May 16, 2012 11:30 am.

[11:30:44] @ The1UrLookin4 : hi.

[11:31:04] darknessfall : hi.

[11:31:29] darknessfall : i got hacked yesterday.

[11:32:34] darknessfall : and today i got on to find that ive been banned.

[11:33:00] @ The1UrLookin4 : from PSN?.

[11:33:15] @ The1UrLookin4 : or XBOX.

[11:33:15] darknessfall : no from this website.

[11:33:31] darknessfall : umm my account anem was PuchedNose83.

[11:34:00] darknessfall : yeah.

[11:34:09] darknessfall : psn.

[11:34:24] @ The1UrLookin4 : your age 15 this Clan is for people over the age of 30. That's why you were banned.

[11:34:42] darknessfall : know i 35.

[11:34:57] darknessfall : jsut that my stupid asss brother log on to mines.

[11:35:40] @ The1UrLookin4 : you said that you were 15 yesterday...Hold on for a second.

[11:36:23] @ The1UrLookin4 : [16:19:42] PunchedNose83 : im 15.

[11:36:28] darknessfall : i was born in 1977.

[11:36:50] darknessfall : thta what im tring to tell you my brother got on my computer.

[11:37:05] darknessfall : he was messing with my stuff.

[11:38:48] @ The1UrLookin4 : so your 35?.

[11:39:00] @ The1UrLookin4 : do you have a mic?.

[11:39:08] darknessfall : no.

[11:39:31] @ The1UrLookin4 : do you have a facebook?.

[11:40:14] smallz joined the chat on Wed May 16, 2012 11:40 am.

[11:40:28] @ The1UrLookin4 : hey smallz.

[11:40:56] smallz : hey.

[11:41:12] @ The1UrLookin4 : what's up?.

[11:41:18] darknessfall : no.

[11:42:00] smallz : not too much...tired.

[11:42:04] smallz : u?.

[11:42:09] kjcolby1978 joined the chat on Wed May 16, 2012 11:42 am.

[11:42:33] @ The1UrLookin4 : darkness so you don't have a mic, you don't have a facebook? You said your were 15 yesterday but now today you say that your brother was on your acount?.

[11:42:55] @ The1UrLookin4 : and that your 35?.

[11:43:34] @ The1UrLookin4 : I call BS. Mics are essential to communication and I'm saying that you are a lier..

[11:43:45] @ The1UrLookin4 : goodbye..

[11:43:55] Gambootz joined the chat on Wed May 16, 2012 11:43 am.

[11:44:25] smallz : lol, I bet that was hop.

[11:46:23] @ The1UrLookin4 : not hop.

[11:46:26] smallz : I think you should have a ban hammer stat in your profile.

[11:46:42] @ The1UrLookin4 : that was that punched guy that I banned ysterday.

from today

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[12:46:26] smallz : I think you should have a ban hammer stat in your profile

[12:46:42] @ The1UrLookin4 : that was that punched guy that I banned ysterday

[12:49:25] smallz : ya, I just thought maybe it was someone just screwing with you.

[12:49:38] smallz : seems strange he would even say he was the same person

[12:50:00] smallz : .....idiot

[12:50:06] skyangelfoo joined the chat on Wed May 16, 2012 12:50 pm

[12:50:32] smallz : if your gonna come back and lie about your age, just pretend your another person

[12:52:13] skyangelfoo : hi

How much you wanna bet "skyangelfoo" is the same guy,....lol

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Haha, funny stuff.

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Its the very same person. I looked at their profile. Punched nose or donkey puncher.. I forget the name, but yeah thats them

yup... it's the same guy... and he's on right now.. I wish I had the authority to ban someone...

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Yep, hes back. I am not going to ban him at this moment becuase I want to leave his account active so Dave can do an IP block, otherwise turd will just keep coming back.

What a effing retard. How hard up does this kid have to be for friends? Still though, its some really funny shit.

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So he's 35 and his brother is 15, eh? Mom's got a hell of a uterus.... just saying...

he would have been better off claiming it was his son that was on his account...

hockalees wrote:: So he's 35 and his brother is 15, eh? Mom's got a hell of a uterus.... just saying...

I'm 19 years older than my youngerst sibling. Oddly enough though, my mom has 2 uteruses.

BigDaddyN8 wrote:: Yep, hes back. I am not going to ban him at this moment becuase I want to leave his account active so Dave can do an IP block, otherwise turd will just keep coming back.

I can't IP ban him unless he posts somewhere, unless I just don't know where to look it up.

I seriously doubt he'll post anything... that would be following the rules... which we all know he's not capable of doing

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VoodooRedneck wrote:: Its the very same person. I looked at their profile. Punched nose or donkey puncher.. I forget the name, but yeah thats them

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