Getting to know your fellow clan members

I don't know if there was a thread on this topic. What are your real names and what do you do for a living. Just to get to know each other a bit better.

I will go first my name is Tim I'm a welder/fabricator/gay midget wrestling promoter. I like long walks on the beach(actually I fucking hate them) and taking stupid family pictures.

On a side note if I'm in a lobby with you guys and if you ask me something and I don't answer I'm not trying to be a dick (because there was a couple times) I fucked up my ears at work about 6 years ago and can't hear properly I actually need hearing aids just never got around to get them, that way I don't have to hear the old lady nagging.

My name is Tony, I'm a musician/father. I've done a whole lot of other things, but those two are the most important. Also, I have freakishly large genitalia and my thumb bends backwards. Those two things are unrelated.

My name is Ben I'm a stay at home dad with a 2yr(3 in Sept) and a 4 1/2 yr old. I keep my sanity by working out in the morning and making Eastcourse second on the leaderboards...

My name is shawyn the y is silent alot of ppl try to pronounce it that way but its sean just spelt the old fashion way by my grandma. I was named after her grandson who died when he was a baby. Im on disability and im a father of a terrific son who i love to death. My hobbies are fast cars and video games and doing whatever my son wants todo

x30x scoooby wrote:

My name is shawyn the y is silent alot of ppl try to pronounce it that way but its sean just spelt the old fashion way by my grandma. I was named after her grandson who died when he was a baby. Im on disability and im a father of a terrific son who i love to death. My hobbies are fast cars and video games and doing whatever my son wants todo

all i keep hearing in my head is:







Name is Brian. 39yo husband to an extremely lucky woman and father of Mason (5) and Mckenna (1). I work for a large Cloud & Web hosting provider.

fadingstar823 wrote:

This is funny because im a out of work gay midget wrestler.

Not in Alabama ur not, or if so then u r in the closet still. By the way, Roll Tide Roll!!!!

My name is Mickey but everyone calls me Hop. I am 33 y/o and I am EMS Chief at my FD, Firefighter/Paramedic for ten years. And oddly enough I have a thing for Gay Midgets!!!

fadingstar823 wrote:

This is funny because im a out of work gay midget wrestler.

Small world...

Severed Digits wrote:

My name is Tony, I'm a musician/father. I've done a whole lot of other things, but those two are the most important. Also, I have freakishly large genitalia and my thumb bends backwards. Those two things are unrelated.

My thumbs bend backward as well and I was the star of a movie named "FrankenPenis" after my wife severed my membership; so maybe there is a correlation between the two.

My name has been legally changed to Don, from John, and I now sleep with one eye open and with a metal cup on.

I am self-employed and I own a dwarf tossing company. If you are still looking for work, fadingstar, we don't discriminate based on sexual orientation; but I have a feeling that you will have more job offers than you can handle from the guys in the clan.

im a 34 year old forklift driver...i was a dog trainer for 13yrs (greyhounds) but my state outlawed dog racing so i had to start over from scratch and forklift driver sucks but it sucks less then no $ so it is what it is for now. my wife Cassandra (numberNineCC)and I live together with her mom for now(see above job loss) till we can get the $ to make some moves.
My name is Darrell

Severed Digits wrote:

My name is Tony, I'm a musician/father. I've done a whole lot of other things, but those two are the most important. Also, I have freakishly large genitalia and my thumb bends backwards. Those two things are unrelated.

Your my like my exact opposite. I have freakishly small genitalia and I can bend my thumb forward. Oh and my wife wants you to call her I think she wants to see if you can really bend your thumb back.

My name is Tony. Father of two girls with my Ex. Have a great girlfriend and a good job in Corporate Treasury for a company that I am sure you have all heard of (but I won't say). I am pretty much a Dad until my girls go to bed and I get on the PS3.

I am a former no-HOMO dwarf wrestling promoter who gave it up because I got tired of all the shin kicks. Tried clown wrestling promotion but that just led me on a downward spiral in life. Luckily I found Jesus (homeless Puerto Rican in front of Home Depot) and he told me to get my act together. It was an eye opening conversation. So here I am...Happily miserable

Lol obx thats exactly how ppl try to say it too lol

mwhop78 wrote:

fadingstar823 wrote:

This is funny because im a out of work gay midget wrestler.

Not in Alabama ur not, or if so then u r in the closet still. By the way, Roll Tide Roll!!!!

'dem fighting words WDE!!!!

STPR06 wrote:

My name is Tony. Father of two girls with my Ex. Have a great girlfriend and a good job in Corporate Treasury for a company that I am sure you have all heard of (but I won't say). I am pretty much a Dad until my girls go to bed and I get on the PS3.

I am a former no-HOMO dwarf wrestling promoter who gave it up because I got tired of all the shin kicks. Tried clown wrestling promotion but that just led me on a downward spiral in life. Luckily I found Jesus (homeless Puerto Rican in front of Home Depot) and he told me to get my act together. It was an eye opening conversation. So here I am...Happily miserable

Wait a sec, u didn't tell me u promoted clown wrestling. U do know I am a professional clown? Like for real. Notice, no pink text.

My name is William but I go by Bill or as most of you call me Biz. I am an international radio operator which means I handle all air traffic communications for aircraft flying over the ocean to Europe and down to the Caribbean. Its like an Ocean Air Traffic Controller.

I also like the occasional midget tossing but not nearly as much as I love to Pillow fight in the nude with my friends (no homo).

mwhop78 wrote:

Wait a sec, u didn't tell me u promoted clown wrestling. U do know I am a professional clown? Like for real. Notice, no pink text.

Wow, this explains so much of what we have all been wondering.

fadingstar823 wrote:

mwhop78 wrote:

fadingstar823 wrote:

This is funny because im a out of work gay midget wrestler.

Not in Alabama ur not, or if so then u r in the closet still. By the way, Roll Tide Roll!!!!

'dem fighting words WDE!!!!

Maybe u r a out of work gay midget wrestler then. I am pretty sure Auburn has a whole group dedicated to them. They call themselves a football team I believe, they gather on Saturdays and attempt to play football instead of wrestling while a eagle flies over the stadium. Roll Tide Roll!!!

Bizotch wrote:

mwhop78 wrote:

Wait a sec, u didn't tell me u promoted clown wrestling. U do know I am a professional clown? Like for real. Notice, no pink text.

Wow, this explains so much of what we have all been wondering.

Hey, what can I say? Clowns are a delicacy not everyone can appreciate.

mwhop78 wrote:

fadingstar823 wrote:

mwhop78 wrote:

fadingstar823 wrote:

This is funny because im a out of work gay midget wrestler.

Not in Alabama ur not, or if so then u r in the closet still. By the way, Roll Tide Roll!!!!

'dem fighting words WDE!!!!

Maybe u r a out of work gay midget wrestler then. I am pretty sure Auburn has a whole group dedicated to them. They call themselves a football team I believe, they gather on Saturdays and attempt to play football instead of wrestling while a eagle flies over the stadium. Roll Tide Roll!!!

ha!

timp604 wrote:

Severed Digits wrote:

My name is Tony, I'm a musician/father. I've done a whole lot of other things, but those two are the most important. Also, I have freakishly large genitalia and my thumb bends backwards. Those two things are unrelated.

Your my like my exact opposite. I have freakishly small genitalia and I can bend my thumb forward. Oh and my wife wants you to call her I think she wants to see if you can really bend your thumb back.

LOL! I'm not allowed to show off my thumbs, my wife said so. Curiously enough, she didn't say anything about showing off my genitalia... Then again, maybe she did, I usually stop listening about halfway through.

Hello, my name is Nick and I have an addic...oh wrong kinda thing.
Hi, my name's Nick! I like to take long walks on the beach, moonlit dinn....oh not that type either.

I'm 27, my primary job is jumping into 30 lobbies and tea bagging DELTAxDOG and accusing Sr Slampiece of cheating. I pay for it by writing all types of life, health, and accident insurance policies and in a couple weeks will be licensed to do investments, variable products, trades, and financial planning and advising.

I made options my bitch in my last practice exam.


ALSO- search for a topic titled "Clanies helping Clanies" it's got a lot of people's occupation listed for specific questions, trading business, etc...

My names is Jeremy I'm 5'5 and 135 lbs and climbing since I met my fiancee. Maybe its just the age but I blame it on her .I'm an auto mechanic for about a
week then I'm going to management,my body don't want to work on cars anymore.
Have 2 girls 14 and 12 was married to I think sly's exe's sister so I don't get see them much. Getting married again on September 23 to a great woman abit younger then me but I can say I do love and is my best friend . Yes I have been drinking.

My names Gary, I own a tractor trailer on sight repair service. I build custom motorcycles in my free time, play games as well. And up until recently I was a touring musician for most of my life. Im kind of a dick. (At least Ive been told that) Other than the above listed things I dabble in a bit of everything.

DealingTheDeathCard wrote:

My names Gary, I own a tractor trailer on sight repair service. I build custom motorcycles in my free time, play games as well. And up until recently I was a touring musician for most of my life. Im kind of a dick. (At least Ive been told that) Other than the above listed things I dabble in a bit of everything.

Not in my books Sensei.