Getting to know your fellow clan members

My name is Scott and I am from Tavares, Florida. Which is about 30 minutes north of Orlando. I am a stay at home dad (or house bitch is what my wife calls me). I had my own construction company for 16 years until the economy hit Florida hard in 09. I have 2 daughters 8 and 17. My oldest is graduating this year.

On the side I am also a midget porn director. We are always hiring if you have the right "package".

Dead_Eric wrote:

DELTAxDOG wrote:

CaptUnd3rpantzz wrote:

you are not that special!

Are you saying Eric is?

Yes I'm special, but it's more of the short bus kind than the look at that shit kind.

Its ok, we can see from your avatar you where a helmet.... A mighty fine one I might add!

CaptUnd3rpantzz wrote:

My name is Scott, I have 2 wonderful kids and an awesome girlfriend (J3551CA) though a bit of a potty mouth. I don't mind though. Lets see I have been blown up twice, shot at more than a few times, was almost sucked under a ship, was in a helicopter that crashed, suffered more than a half dozen concussions, and once got my ass kicked by a soccer team in the UK. Or as I like to call it "gay futbol!" In my current job I have had my skull cracked open, had my pelvis broken, had my shoulder torn, my thumb torn, my finger broken, had a heart attack, and a few dozen other things to minor to mention. I wouldn't change a fucking minute of my life. Not even my ex wife because I wouldn't have those wonderful kids. I like my life and I look forward to the future. I have learned the following, always lead with your head, I have more lives than a cat, and no matter how bad it gets it can always be worse!
Semper fucking FI

Semper Fi brother

When I'm not looking for Hoffy's pot of gold or planing bee and walldog's wedding you can find me selling Biz Markie mix tapes under the free way under pass.

My name is Josh. I am 39 years old. I am originally from Indiana, but now reside in Thonotosassa, FL, which is right outside of Tampa. I am a former US Marine Corps machine gunner, and father of 4 (2 girls, 2 boys). I work as a manager for a prominent REO field services company (we fix foreclosed houses for the banks so they can put them back on the market). I am an avid COD player, but I have to say I have enjoyed MW3 the most.

I have played with a few of the guys in the clan the last few nights since I joined and have to say it is an entirely new and enjoyable experience. I usually play by myself, so having a ton of people on and ready to play the game the way it should be played is really a breath of fresh air. It has been a lot of fun, and I can already see my KD going back up a bit now that I have a team of adults instead of whiny ass little kids.

I look forward to getting to know some of you guys in the near future, and I will see you online!!

Most of my acquaintances and co-workers call me "CK" for short.

I work as a Producer for a broadcast technology company...where we're continually looking for more effective ways to beam commercials directly into your brain, preferably while you sleep . Before that I edited midget porn compilations for a foot fetish website (fyi: your highlight reels are ready guys). Which probably explains my misanthropic tendencies and revulsion towards human contact.

I enjoy eating, sleeping and leisure travel...sometimes all at the same time.

My name is Jay, my family and friends have always called me Bird. I work as a Controller for a Coffee Roaster in Portland Oregon. I'm married to a great woman, have a small white fluffy dog and usually barks half the time I'm playing (sorry about that).

I love sports and betting on sports. My digits are want I would call "normal", and my twig and berries are "average". At least that is what the wife says!

We have a house in the suburbs with a skunk problem, and have caught 23 in the last 2 years, the first six I relocated, the other 17 I fucking drowned! Only been spray once, barely.

For those who don't know me already or don't know much bout "jonesythekid" here it is.

Name is Edgar Scott Jones. I grew up in Southern New Hampshire before i ventured off into the world with the US Army. Im 25 yrs old. I joined the clan back in Black Ops just prior to my 2nd deployment. I served 2 deployments, iraq and afghan. One with active army other with Mass National Guard.
I am a painter for a contractor, just recently got the job, hense why I havent been on all day this pass week.
I love jumping online and hanging out with the clan, making fun of the kids and just shooting the shit. Engaged to an amazing woman who wears the pants... yea i'll admit it...
her father and brother are mechanics, and her brother is one of the top racers in Stock racing for the American Canadian Tour. if anyone watches it, Joey Pole #97.
Therefore she knows alot more about cars and all than I'll ever know.. i ask her to change my oil and all . She also huge in football and all..where I rather play COD or watch a movie....or sleep...
anyways, i'm a laid back guy. seen enough for two life times. I own a harley, and love riding it across state and to bike nights or bike week. planning on doing cross country ride once i get the money and get my bike worked on to be able to do that ride comfortbly.

Catch you guys in the game .

birddotcom wrote:

I love sports and betting on sports. My digits are want I would call "normal", and my twig and berries are "average". At least that is what the wife says!

Bird, average is usually code for small.

Only kidding. It all depends on how you use it anyway. At least that's what we tell ourselves.

NumberNineCC wrote:

My name is Cassandra. Im 25 and am happily married to Darrell(D711789). I am considered to other people as "goth"...

Great. Another clannie I have to be super nice to just because. Lol. It's ok madam, I as well come from the stock of shoe-gazing.

And a bit about me...well...for starters...I have a 3rd nipple

MANIC wrote:

NumberNineCC wrote:

My name is Cassandra. Im 25 and am happily married to Darrell(D711789). I am considered to other people as "goth"...

Great. Another clannie I have to be super nice to just because. Lol. It's ok madam, I as well come from the stock of shoe-gazing.

And a bit about me...well...for starters...I have a 3rd nipple

Manic are you like the girl in total recall with 3 boobs.

If fucking only

GnySgtHunter wrote:

My name is Dave but everyone calls me Beardo on account of the fact that I have a beard that will rival any homeless guys face pubes. I am 31 and married with no kids! Probably because of all the xrays i have had( thanks to our free health care ). I work for the government but I can't say exactly what I do. I like sports, video games and the occasional fisting video. One time I was on top of a mountain eating elk jerky I saw Saskquatch, so basically I am a superhero.

Oh yeah I love our stronger better Canadian beer, hockey and putting maple syrup on everything.

Gny picture of the beard or I'm calling bullshit ( really its because I want a beard but the old lady says no. This way I can live vicariously through you and your beard)

My name is Alan, 37 living in OKC for the last 10 years. Originally from California (oh how i miss the walks on the beach). Any attempt to bend my thumbs backwards would cause severe pain. I'm a single father with a boy (14) and a girl (9).

My day time persona is an Avionics Supervisor at an aerospace and defense company in OKC. In the evenings the stone cold mercenary takes over, out to kill every pre-adolescent that has ever laid a finger on any female member of my immediate family! "love you Mom"! Vengence will be mine!!

Disclaimer: This was written while sober. This message will be disavowed if any comments or questions arise when I become inebriated.

A little late to the game but here goes..

My name's Adam and I'm 6ft 5 inches of dorky 187lb white guy (sorry guys can't midget wrestle).

I've been a gamer since Tecmo Bowl was boss and just recently figured out I like blasting people online.

I'm a musician by hobby, and work in a warehouse by trade. I work in a 350,000 cu ft deep freeze Mon-Thurs.

I'm married to my beautiful and very inappropriate wife (JennyRp85)...she is the reason I sometimes switch my mic off so you guys don't have to hear about how awesome my penis is..your welcome.

I'm Texas born and raised and hate the 105 degree summer days but couldn't see myself living anywhere else.

I brew my own beer and am always on a quest to find the best beer in the world.

(Man these things sound like personal ads)



My name is also Adam

Born and live in MN

Have 2 dogs

Married no kids (Love to hump though)

Work in Retail and also a staff writer @vintageminnesotahockey.com

I have a huge Graphic Novel and Comic Book Collection. (Super nerd)


I like to make out with random drunk women and sometimes when I am home alone I like to play COD with my feet.

I cant stop staring at your signature nelson.

I must assume there is something wrong with her. I always lump her with Jennifer Anniston as being really hot but something has got to be off with them. I think it has something to John Mayer??

It's funny like clock work about every three months we start to go down this road with the sigs. That ones not to bad from they usally start to get further and further in that direction.

I think Ho_li needs a Sig. With a hot chick whipping a purple dinosaur. Just because.

ninjesmurf wrote:

I think Ho_li needs a Sig. With a hot chick whipping a purple dinosaur. Just because.

pipe down smurf lol

ninjesmurf wrote:

I think Ho_li needs a Sig. With a hot chick whipping a purple dinosaur. Just because.

That would be great.

well she has requested a signature i thnk 2 times now to no avail. guess she will have to get creative and do her own shit lol

Name is Alvic, you can call me AL or Vic or Chav(yes I do know what that means in UK but I am stuck with it since my PSN name is both unique and has an added bonus of being endearing to my wife. Chavarlison is our names jumbled together.) I do prefer chav actually, it cuts down on confusion. I am a father of 2 boys 7 and 1, the last one is giving me grey hairs already so I don't want another one. I never had a trade but I know I would have been awesome at something, my wife says so, have I told you I have an awesome wife?

Ehrm. Now that my wife is gone, I trade forex on odd hours and I am a stay-at-home dad who gets to play when the boys are asleep, which is why I love the LNWC crowd.

Name's Palota, pronounced Paloka but you can call me Lo. I'm the father of 2, son is 17 and graduating this year, and my daughter is 11 and thinks she knows everything. I'm a county worker(Public Health) in Arizona. I'm 34 (yes, we had our son at a young age) and originally from Samoa but raised on Maui, not sure why we're here in Arizona cuz this mofo s hotter than a mutha#$%&. I'm a bit of a noob to the FPS scene but I'm hooked, give me a bit to brush up on my skills but in the meantime I'm pretty much a meat shield. I did however place first in a DOM game last night(first time ever!)muted my mic and screamed like a bitch!!!!