Getting to know your fellow clan members

That's weird.... Captinunderpantz just ran out of the house... His car just started.. Omg tire marks?!

J3551CA87 wrote:

That's weird.... Captinunderpantz just ran out of the house... His car just started.. Omg tire marks?!

Was it the shiny things or the shiny thing that did it?

It was the band with the rock in it. The only
Thing scotts going to propose , is a threesome.

CanisMajor60 wrote:

Aww Fireman, I would be glad to act as your grandpappy.

I prefer coke over Pepsi, and if we ever meet I would be glad to buy you one.


As you can tell I am old. Have 4 grandchildren and one on the way.
Married 31 years this month.

Went from College into the Nuclear Navy. I am retired. (double dipper, but please do not hold that against me.)


Savvy and I have been giving each other crap for a long time.

We both can give it and take it, so I hope no one got bent out of shape over a little humor.

I enjoy jokes about my age so please do not be afraid to rib me.

I also pretty much suck at the game so you can tease me about that too.

My long posts are also the butt of jokes, so go ahead with that also it does not bother me.

I write the equivalent of tech manuals for users so I tend to be exhaustive in my posts. I am aware of it.

Play mostly with the LNWC'ers, where we make fun of each other and literally laugh ourselves to tears.



OMG Walldoggy, I want to make a joke about your post...
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Too long didn't read

J3551CA87 wrote:

It was the band with the rock in it. The only
Thing scotts going to purpose, is a threesome.

Um, well... thank you (I guess); but no thank you! Even before I was married and threesomes seemed like a good idea (but never were) that was not the ratio of balls vs no balls that I went for. Then again, if CaptUnderRoos is so affeared of marriage, maybe the ratio isn't so off after-all.

4 boobs + 2 balls>4 balls + 2 boobs

I think my math is correct here

3 people = 4 boobs and 4 balls = FTW

That's a night in LA I think

boobytrap backwards is partyboob

your mind has just been blown

Actually Boobytrap used to be a strip club in Orlando. Just sayin...

+1 black

M I S S I L E R wrote:

Actually Boobytrap used to be a strip club in Orlando. Just sayin...

I will see your Boobytrap and raise you.

In Minnesota we have a strip club called "Tuna's"

In hindsight though I always wished there was a strip club called The Office. So whenever The Mrs. would call I could say "I'm sorry we are real busy at The Office right now"

WE used to have one around here called The Library. lol

http://vancouverisawesome.com/tag/uranus-night-club/ oh ya been there a couple times. A little hesitant at first.

For some reason, whenever nels makes a post I never catch a word of it...

Just wanna poke Elmo between the eyes.

How did my name get changed again and I somehow became afraid of marriage! Yes she really likes shiny things and I wouldn't have it any other way! She doesn't mind a strip club every now and then either!

CaptUnd3rpantzz wrote:

She doesn't mind a strip every now and then either!

...of bacon

Actually totally shocked that my smartass husband (Barney_Killer187) hasn't added constructively to this post.

Ho_li_schitt (Holy Shit for the sounding out impaired) is known in everyday life as Dorie, but go by ho_li on PS3. I'm 28 & Erik (Barney) & I have been married 6 years & have 3 daughters: 5 y.o. & twin 2 1/2 y.o.s. We live in Hill City & I'm a stay at home mom -- worked for 5 years at a veterinary hospital as a veterinary assistant (doing the shit everyone else was too lazy to do). I raise, show & sell rabbits (Holland Lops). Our pets include 3 dogs (many of you have heard the little bastard dog "Jack" barking), 5 cats, 7 rabbits & 5 ducks. I used to show dogs in AKC conformation & obedience but got tired of the snobby bitches that infect that organization. I cuss killwhores & the mexican connection out constantly, and as my avatar states, I say fuck a lot.

Ho_li_schitt wrote:

Ho_li_schitt (Holy Shit for the sounding out impaired)

I'm glad this was explained. At first, I thought it was Holy too, but then everyone else kept saying Holly, so I thought maybe I was just out there. Glad I was right and everyone else was wrong. lol

Better late than never

Hi my name is Jaime promounce hi men in spanish but without the n
I'm 38, married to my first & I'm her first. The good thing is I can't compare her to ex's & vice versa. Got 2 daughters Mia & Maya
I always was a gamer but only action or RPG's until I got burn in Coke & was out for 2yrs with 2nd degree burns, my bro-in-law DL battlefield 1943 & was hook. Have a screen name jokiesmurf, but made shooting-@-u for the shooters games.
Coke got rid of me & I swore I won't buy Coke product so far so good.

The slap in the face was looking for a job Coca Cola Puerto Rico hire me to be a legal moonshiner
Got a bottle of 192 prof (96%) alcolhol I use for cuts for the girls.

Ho_li_schitt wrote:

Actually totally shocked that my smartass husband (Barney_Killer187) hasn't added constructively to this post.

Ho_li_schitt (Holy Shit for the sounding out impaired) is known in everyday life as Dorie, but go by ho_li on PS3. I'm 28 & Erik (Barney) & I have been married 6 years & have 3 daughters: 5 y.o. & twin 2 1/2 y.o.s. We live in Hill City & I'm a stay at home mom -- worked for 5 years at a veterinary hospital as a veterinary assistant (doing the shit everyone else was too lazy to do). I raise, show & sell rabbits (Holland Lops). Our pets include 3 dogs (many of you have heard the little bastard dog "Jack" barking), 5 cats, 7 rabbits & 5 ducks. I used to show dogs in AKC conformation & obedience but got tired of the snobby bitches that infect that organization. I cuss killwhores & the mexican connection out constantly, and as my avatar states, I say fuck a lot.

Congrats on finding your long lost twin Jes.

BlackDeath wrote:

Ho_li_schitt wrote:

Actually totally shocked that my smartass husband (Barney_Killer187) hasn't added constructively to this post.

Ho_li_schitt (Holy Shit for the sounding out impaired) is known in everyday life as Dorie, but go by ho_li on PS3. I'm 28 & Erik (Barney) & I have been married 6 years & have 3 daughters: 5 y.o. & twin 2 1/2 y.o.s. We live in Hill City & I'm a stay at home mom -- worked for 5 years at a veterinary hospital as a veterinary assistant (doing the shit everyone else was too lazy to do). I raise, show & sell rabbits (Holland Lops). Our pets include 3 dogs (many of you have heard the little bastard dog "Jack" barking), 5 cats, 7 rabbits & 5 ducks. I used to show dogs in AKC conformation & obedience but got tired of the snobby bitches that infect that organization. I cuss killwhores & the mexican connection out constantly, and as my avatar states, I say fuck a lot.

Congrats on finding your long lost twin Jes.

LOL!

walldoggy wrote:

Ho_li_schitt wrote:

Ho_li_schitt (Holy Shit for the sounding out impaired)

I'm glad this was explained. At first, I thought it was Holy too, but then everyone else kept saying Holly, so I thought maybe I was just out there. Glad I was right and everyone else was wrong. lol

lol wall, "Holy" or "Holly"...either way...I'm good with "Shit" too

Ho_li_schitt wrote:

...either way...I'm good with "Shit" too

You know, what goes on after MW3 is off is up to you and your man. lol jk