Getting to know your fellow clan members

DealingTheDeathCard wrote:

My names Gary, I own a tractor trailer on sight repair service. I build custom motorcycles in my free time, play games as well. And up until recently I was a touring musician for most of my life. Im kind of a dick. (At least Ive been told that) Other than the above listed things I dabble in a bit of everything.

Not in my books Sensei.

I think this thread is a ploy to find out my real name, although some of you know it already and I appreciate your unwillingness to share it.

My thumb does bend backwards although i've only thought of my genitals as being above average. Everyone has trouble getting it all the way in don't they?

The company I work for sells shipping fleet tracking devices (Electric on board recordeds or EOBR's.) My job is to test, program and activate all incoming and out going units. Although my title is distribution clerk I rarely distribute anything. It's not as glamorous as my last job (photolithogrphy process sustaining engineer) but it pays the bills and the insurance isn't bad. My second job is part time at a liquor store.

I have 3 kids, two girls 9 & 11 and one boy 16. Two ex-wives and a girl friend I found dead in her bathroom on the day before Xmas eve two years ago. Drinking too much will kill you.

I actually like long walks on the beach but being a no coaster don't get to do it often. You other no coasters can save the whole lake "beach" thing cuz that's crap. Man made sand driven to a body of water is not a beach. I don't care how drunk I get it still doesn't feel like the beach.

Mmm what else would you like to know...

I died for 2 minutes of a heart attack when I was 19. Funny how finding out that not only is your wife cheating on you with your best friend but your kid is his. All of the money you've ever saved is gone, none of the bills have been paid for 6 months and she moved out with all of your stuff takes a toll on your body.

My name, dead cuz I died andI play dead on objectives sometimes. Eric just rolls of the tongue with dead well. Also one of the radio dj's in my city is dead Eric and I like the way it sounds.

My real name? Well i'll save it for an other post.

Dead_Eric wrote:

I think this thread is a ploy to find out my real name, although some of you know it already and I appreciate your unwillingness to share it.

My thumb does bend backwards although i've only thought of my genitals as being above average. Everyone has trouble getting it all the way in don't they?

The company I work for sells shipping fleet tracking devices (Electric on board recordeds or EOBR's.) My job is to test, program and activate all incoming and out going units. Although my title is distribution clerk I rarely distribute anything. It's not as glamorous as my last job (photolithogrphy process sustaining engineer) but it pays the bills and the insurance isn't bad. My second job is part time at a liquor store.

I have 3 kids, two girls 9 & 11 and one boy 16. Two ex-wives and a girl friend I found dead in her bathroom on the day before Xmas eve two years ago. Drinking too much will kill you.

I actually like long walks on the beach but being a no coaster don't get to do it often. You other no coasters can save the whole lake "beach" thing cuz that's crap. Man made sand driven to a body of water is not a beach. I don't care how drunk I get it still doesn't feel like the beach.

Mmm what else would you like to know...

I died for 2 minutes of a heart attack when I was 19. Funny how finding out that not only is your wife cheating on you with your best friend but your kid is his. All of the money you've ever saved is gone, none of the bills have been paid for 6 months and she moved out with all of your stuff takes a toll on your body.

My name, dead cuz I died andI play dead on objectives sometimes. Eric just rolls of the tongue with dead well. Also one of the radio dj's in my city is dead Eric and I like the way it sounds.

My real name? Well i'll save it for an other post.

Holy shit man. You have been through some fucked up shit. Glad to see you made it through all of that and are still here with us to dominate some randoms. Although we are going to miss you at the 4GC Matches the next couple months.

My name is Andre but my friends call me Dre. I am a elementary school music teacher. I have one son who is currently three months old. I'm black but everyone seems to think I'm Mexican (or white if they have never seen me before and only hear me... I don't know why...). I will be 29 next month. Anything I left off?

Dead_Eric wrote:

I think this thread is a ploy to find out my real name, although some of you know it already and I appreciate your unwillingness to share it.

My thumb does bend backwards although i've only thought of my genitals as being above average. Everyone has trouble getting it all the way in don't they?

The company I work for sells shipping fleet tracking devices (Electric on board recordeds or EOBR's.) My job is to test, program and activate all incoming and out going units. Although my title is distribution clerk I rarely distribute anything. It's not as glamorous as my last job (photolithogrphy process sustaining engineer) but it pays the bills and the insurance isn't bad. My second job is part time at a liquor store.

I have 3 kids, two girls 9 & 11 and one boy 16. Two ex-wives and a girl friend I found dead in her bathroom on the day before Xmas eve two years ago. Drinking too much will kill you.

I actually like long walks on the beach but being a no coaster don't get to do it often. You other no coasters can save the whole lake "beach" thing cuz that's crap. Man made sand driven to a body of water is not a beach. I don't care how drunk I get it still doesn't feel like the beach.

Mmm what else would you like to know...

I died for 2 minutes of a heart attack when I was 19. Funny how finding out that not only is your wife cheating on you with your best friend but your kid is his. All of the money you've ever saved is gone, none of the bills have been paid for 6 months and she moved out with all of your stuff takes a toll on your body.

My name, dead cuz I died andI play dead on objectives sometimes. Eric just rolls of the tongue with dead well. Also one of the radio dj's in my city is dead Eric and I like the way it sounds.

My real name? Well i'll save it for an other post.

See Scooby you can get through tuff times look at Dead whatever the fuck his name is.Kinda makes most of our problems look like a rainy day.Props for sticking it out Dead thats some tuff shit brother

No funny here.

/me man-hugs D.E. Dude, come visit some time, we gots beaches all over!

I am assuming BC Hydro audiopile ? Are you in charge of smart meters ?

My name is Bobby. I'm a father to a 1 year old daughter an a husband. Was a stay at home dad until recently so no more day gaming during he week, except for Monday's. I just started working for Kelly Ameritt fleet services, we're contracted by Pepsi to fix their trucks. I'm a heavy duty diesel tech by trade.

I'm Tony. I work for U.B.C (University of B.C.) in plant operations. Everyday I navigate thru bureaucacy to try and work. I am also a bit of a lone wolf more by choice than personality. There is so much to do here all year round due to the mild climate so walking/biking and getting outdoors is great. But I also enjoy killing pixel people every night since I am currently working the 4 to midnite shift.

Holy crap dead_not_eric...that's one hell of a story...out of respect for your story I will continue to conceal your true identity

My name really is Erik...I really was a wrestler in high school and college, and at only 5'2" many people call me a midget...though I'm not usually gay, fuckin jagermeister. I have two daughters, 12 and 9. I just bought a house, so I'm pretty busy with that, and I just started taking classes again for a degree in medical laboratory science.

In an attempt to avoid possible future litigious problems I won't divulge my name here. But I am 36, sometimes 31 or 37 depends on who is asking and how old she claims to be. My hobbies include ( in no certain order) going to court, going to jail and playing the occasional video game. I am fond of contemptuous words such as cooze, cunt and twat as long as they are faithful representations of the person or persons they are directed towards. I also like to precede them by the modifier cum guzzling to differentiate them from their everyday applications. I spend my spare time searching for crazy, vindictive women trying to pass themselves off as upstanding members of the fairer sex. I don't like to indulge in alcohol but I do enjoy overindulging when the opportunity presents itself.

My name is Scott, I'm a 37 yr old glazier( no not donuts...lol) Married with 3 kids..2 girls and a boy. And a daughter due in September. Currently working one handed due to an accident at work. Which means no video games til sometime next month.

I also enjoy music, the walking dead, game of thrones, bones and true blood( don't laugh..it's a good show)

That's all for now. Laters

Holy shit Hoffy your shorter then me .

Everyone at work is over 6 ft a lot of practical jokes at work and ninjesmurf evolved . Tend to be sneaky and overlooked by the giants .

My name is Scott, I have 2 wonderful kids and an awesome girlfriend (J3551CA) though a bit of a potty mouth. I don't mind though. Lets see I have been blown up twice, shot at more than a few times, was almost sucked under a ship, was in a helicopter that crashed, suffered more than a half dozen concussions, and once got my ass kicked by a soccer team in the UK. Or as I like to call it "gay futbol!" In my current job I have had my skull cracked open, had my pelvis broken, had my shoulder torn, my thumb torn, my finger broken, had a heart attack, and a few dozen other things to minor to mention. I wouldn't change a fucking minute of my life. Not even my ex wife because I wouldn't have those wonderful kids. I like my life and I look forward to the future. I have learned the following, always lead with your head, I have more lives than a cat, and no matter how bad it gets it can always be worse!
Semper fucking FI

My name is Dave but everyone calls me Beardo on account of the fact that I have a beard that will rival any homeless guys face pubes. I am 31 and married with no kids! Probably because of all the xrays i have had( thanks to our free health care ). I work for the government but I can't say exactly what I do. I like sports, video games and the occasional fisting video. One time I was on top of a mountain eating elk jerky I saw Saskquatch, so basically I am a superhero.

Oh yeah I love our stronger better Canadian beer, hockey and putting maple syrup on everything.

My name is James, I am a Class 1 State Certified Wastewater Treatment Plant Operator at the Marion Country Wastewater Reclamation Plant in Marion Ohio, employed by the Marion Country Sanitary Engineering Department. (Cool title right?) I have been married and divorced, have two young boys that are everything to me. I have not been blown up (though I have been blown ) I was one shot at, by me! Nick is a raging closet homo that's in love with me.... shit got off track there!

I to have thumbs that bend backwards, but say severed is full of shit!

DELTAxDOG wrote:

Nick is a raging closet homo that's in love with me.... shit got off track there!

I don't say this as an insult, merely as a material statement of fact. I think that since you're divorce you are looking for greener pastures and hoping that if you keep calling me gay, however futile your efforts may be, that maybe I'll bend you over- cuz I ain't a bitch!

ImGoodIfYouSuck wrote:

DELTAxDOG wrote:

Nick is a raging closet homo that's in love with me.... shit got off track there!

I don't say this as an insult, merely as a material statement of fact. I think that since you're divorce you are looking for greener pastures and hoping that if you keep calling me gay, however futile your efforts may be, that maybe I'll bend you over- cuz I ain't a bitch!

DELTAxDOG wrote:

My name is James, I am a Class 1 State Certified Wastewater Treatment Plant Operator at the Marion Country Wastewater Reclamation Plant in Marion Ohio, employed by the Marion Country Sanitary Engineering Department. (Cool title right?) I have been married and divorced, have two young boys that are everything to me. I have not been blown up (though I have been blown ) I was one shot at, by me! Nick is a raging closet homo that's in love with me.... shit got off track there!

I to have thumbs that bend backwards, but say severed is full of shit!

I probably am, I've been known to spin a yarn or two.

My thumbs bend backwards too, so Tony and James you are not that special!

Everyone's full of shit here, but that's a given!

CaptUnd3rpantzz wrote:

My thumbs bend backwards too, so Tony and James you are not that special!

Are you saying Eric is? BTW that was my point too... although I think the majority of peoples thumbs don't bend back?

Scott, I just wanted to say too that you are one hell of an American! Your service to this country is more than appreciated brother. The things you have been through could have made you bitter or crazy but instead have molded you into what we as men should all strive to be, a loyal loving father who has given all he could to his country. My hats off to you sir!

It sucks having thumbs that bend backwards because you can never give a true thumbs up! Thanks Delta I appreciate the comment. Bitter never, crazy sometimes, but I blame the concussions! If I end up drooling in my bed everyone will know why.

DELTAxDOG wrote:

CaptUnd3rpantzz wrote:

you are not that special!

Are you saying Eric is?

Yes I'm special, but it's more of the short bus kind than the look at that shit kind.

My name is Scott and I am from Tavares, Florida. Which is about 30 minutes north of Orlando. I am a stay at home dad (or house bitch is what my wife calls me). I had my own construction company for 16 years until the economy hit Florida hard in 09. I have 2 daughters 8 and 17. My oldest is graduating this year.

On the side I am also a midget porn director. We are always hiring if you have the right "package".